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# I say we just remove all the slippery when wet signs and let the retards crack their heads open on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:01, archived)
# I still don't understand who would stop for a sign but not for a puddle.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:04, archived)
# its a warning so you don't trip over the wet floor sign
although there is a danger you may still trip over the wet floor sign sign.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:07, archived)
# True story:
The Burger King at Wynyard station in Sydney permanently has a caution slippery floor sign displayed because of me.

I used to work nearby, and whenever I went there I'd take the whole pile of complaint forms. My only complaint was that "The floors are too slippery". I was always careful to compliment the staff.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:11, archived)
# haha you menace!
*slips*

*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:19, archived)
# I should point out that this was over a period of 2 years, and that it has been 3 years since then.
Of course, if I notice that they've taken it away, it will begin anew.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:10, archived)
# I WOULD STOP FOR BREAKDANCING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:29, archived)
# It's compulsory under the World Dance H&S regs of 1982
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:40, archived)
# hahaha
i like
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:09, archived)
# hooray
have this totally NSFW pr0n as a reward:

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(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Haha!
It's PC gone mad!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# "Slippery When Wet?"
"Cool, I like Bon Jovi"

/Retard impression
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:01, archived)