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# Put the Kettle on - There's a dear
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# gosh no
then your tongue will be far too hot for my sensitive member
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# try a goatworrier kitten then
mmmmm leathery clit ....
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# mmm warm tea tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# and she'll take her teeth out as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Tightrope job, that.


Best not to look down
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# indeed
best look to the ceiling and think of england.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# take your teeth out too
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# I don't thing she has them in
edit: Chiquitita by Abba: Replace the word "Chiquitita" with "Take your teeth out" for maximum comedy value at karaoke parties
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# hahahaha *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Do you wear a nice slip, Madam?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# she has niothing on underneath the tweed skirt
i can report
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# You can see her uterus brushing against her ankle support stockings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
#
O sheeeet ... thats a bit rough round the ankles .... due to a prolapse i assume
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# How does he do it, ladies and gentlemen?
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# the day is young yet
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Depends on your time-zone, I suppose... :)
Happy b3taday, btw, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
genuine LOL 'mug of tea in hand' moment
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Wronger than a vole in a nightie
well done.

Your mum looks well BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# cheers
your looking quite fetching in that leotard !
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)