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# In a parralel universe, people are eating off of the Hulk Hogan grill right now.
He could have had the George Foreman deal but his wife forgot to pass the phone message on.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:34, archived)
# and george foreman
has his own tv show where his whole family act like dicks
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# I think I have that TV show, too
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:50, archived)
# hulk hogan had an animated show where he found the "villian" wrestlers in space.
it was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:13, archived)
# did he shit on them?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:15, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# excellent
I'll youtube that.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:17, archived)
# a car crash.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:20, archived)
# I hurt my heel the other week and have been housebound. I hope your car crash wasn't serious.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:23, archived)
# i hit a dog.
i sat in my car and started crying.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:24, archived)
# MAKE SURE YOU DRINK LOTS OF WATER.
Crying for a week can dehydrate you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# and flood small towns
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:27, archived)
# i wasnt gone from the late shift that long was I?
i showed up earlier in the day this week.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:28, archived)
# I don't get a chance to look that early unless I am at home.
Now that I have looked, I would like to compliment you on sheening every motherfucker's post. That shit needs to happen more often. WHEN I AM AROUND TO ENJOY IT.

PLEASE EMAIL ME TO CHECK IF IT IS ALRIGHT TO POST IN THE FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:31, archived)
# we're buddies, yo.
we chill late at night and type and make funny pictures and hold the shift key until our pinkies hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:33, archived)
# MY PINKIES NEVER HURT. ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I AM NOT A REAL MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:16, archived)
# He was detained in Brooklyn by Big John
for a little fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# haha
Hulk's not gonna like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)
# He's done a TV interview about it... I'm searching youtube but I'm not having a whole lot of luck right now.
He was offered either some toothbrush thing or the grill. He didn't get back to them in time so they gave the Grill to George Forman, because that was George's first choice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:49, archived)
# ?
I thought you was joking!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:51, archived)
# That's why I liked the story so much.
It's exactly the kind of story I'd tell, but it is completely true.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:52, archived)
# IN JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:54, archived)
# I'm thinking of making a shockumentary called "Seinfeld on death row". WHAT DO YOUTHINK?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)
# do it
make sure there's rape.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)
# rape is too passe.
This needs to be some twisted shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:18, archived)
# RHINO RAPE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Jerry seinfeld skullfucking newman?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Maybe Jerry doing a double skullfuck on Newman with George and Elaine while they are out of it on rohypnol.
That could work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# he needs to cut his own orifaces for his dirty work, too.
a shiv made of human bone would be good for that, aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:29, archived)
# That would just be sick. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF SICK FREAK?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:33, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:35, archived)
# ocular skullfucking, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# what other kind is there?
that doesn't require a screw?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:30, archived)
# remove the central plate of the skull
and fill with jello
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:34, archived)
# hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# !
I found a reference to it here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan

HAHAHA it's almost too good to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:55, archived)
# pfft,
he would be even more stupidly rich by now
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:01, archived)
# That's apparently true.
And he's doing his best to fix it:
www.sptimes.com/2006/07/17/Business/Hogan_vs_Foreman___Gr.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)
# you just made me read his entire
not very interesting, career. Damn your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:06, archived)
# ha ha
that'll never work, every one already has a george, so they won't need a hulk
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)
# The poor man. He'll never come back to what he could have been.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:17, archived)
# lolol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:31, archived)