I love christmas!But hate the horrible people who use it to hawk their shitty wares from the beginning of November.
And all you 'Ooh, I hate christmas, I'm so Scroogely, I say ban Christmas cos I don't like it waaah, I never got a hug off daddy' types can shush. To paraphrase Mr Alan Partridge 'If you don't like it, don't do it'
Or come over to my house for Christmas, you'll love it then.
(And all you 'Ooh, I hate christmas, I'm so Scroogely, I say ban Christmas cos I don't like it waaah, I never got a hug off daddy' types can shush. To paraphrase Mr Alan Partridge 'If you don't like it, don't do it'
Or come over to my house for Christmas, you'll love it then.
Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander,
Sat 25 Nov 2006, 14:39,
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of course! And all manner of other thingsChocolates, turkey, ham, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, christmas pudding with flaming brandy, anal rape, pigs in blankets, carrots, brussel sprouts, bing crosby, fairy lights, presents, sandwiches, crisps, smaoked salmon, hardcore dry fisting, mince pies, brandy butter, wine, beers, sherry, love and hugs, jollity and a fire.
Huzzay!
(Huzzay!
Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander,
Sat 25 Nov 2006, 14:55,
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That all sounds great, especially the anal rape and the hugs.But do you only have great things once a year, at this prescribed time?
Also, if for some reason such as poverty, gastric ulcers, a desire for quiet contemplation, or excessive dry fisting the week before, you don't feel like having a big celebration on the 25th, do you force yourself to have one anyway in the name of tradition?
Parsnips are my favourite ashally
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Sat 25 Nov 2006, 15:01,
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Also, if for some reason such as poverty, gastric ulcers, a desire for quiet contemplation, or excessive dry fisting the week before, you don't feel like having a big celebration on the 25th, do you force yourself to have one anyway in the name of tradition?
Parsnips are my favourite ashally