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# i thought i better reveal my mother shes dead now.

seriosuly my mum isnt dead but still shes ugly
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Oh. My. Dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# sexay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# you can see the fear in her eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# i see no eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# neither do i
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(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# hehehee
i likes that! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# You of all the people in the universe would!
Haha Hiya fella! :-)

Edit: And woo Yeknom!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# howdy
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# pance begone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# TROUSERS BEGONE!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Magic!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Oh no
that's given me the fear. Just as I'm off to bed. A rather nervous woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# that!
on a motherfucking plane!!!

awesome! I'll probably have nightmares about it now :D

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# i still would
with THIS

www.annsummers.com/thruster/thruster.wmv

NSFW...sort of.. ermm... i guess..

I just cant believe this EXISTS.... *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# That looks fun
*gets vagina envy*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
that fucker showed up on my MSN.
*embarressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# O_o
That literally scared the Sh1t out of me im not going to sleep now... GUARANTEED thanks




*shudder*
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# You're lucky
a nightmare is one thing...but having dildo mania show up on your playlist is another :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaha - well i did warn you! the URL isnt hidden or anything!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Arf!
I just sigged it as blame b3ta for the dildo thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# knows what to get tutt for xmas
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# chemicaly sterilized?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# i hate to let you know
but that thing couldn't get me pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# i just think it would make an ammusing prank in general
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# i'm getting that implant at some point
fuck knows why, i'm not getting any
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# you realise
loads of b3ta blokes just fainted! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# yeah.. out of food and can`t be arsed nipping to Tescos
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# pffft
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# you called?
Oh wait, sigh.... Didn't click link, but I am sure I am glad I didn't...

Update: Out the bath, it was greeeeeeeeeeeeeeat (in the words of Toni the Tiger!) DB came back, no trians to Nottingham tonight! so we are going downstairs to play table football for a while, but I will be back :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# hurrah!
send my regards (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# He's in the shower....
It's a very TopGun hygenic household!! haha!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# phrooooar!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Christ!
I went to anne summers once and there was a huge black plastic cast of a fist
and forearm up to the elbow with a handle on it in the dildo section.

I wanted to ask how well it sold but didnt dare talk to any of the staff.

/anne summers blog
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# i went into this sex shop in bedford
with a couple of friends - i had to leave when i saw all these dildos on the wall in glass boxes - reminded me of stuffed fish!

/sad ex-teenage blog!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# i used to host the parties back home
always good fun! haha!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# I can imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Forward thrusters activated!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)