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(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)
# He nearly ruled the entire Western world?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)
# no he killed his wife and topped himself
Oh and had a problem bending his arm when waving to people.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)
# And he was the most powerful man in the world for more than half a decade.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)
# so was Carl Rove.
And Hoover, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)
# No,
that was James Dyson.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)
# not that sucker!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)
# Eva let on that he farted in bed and had one ball?
but otherwise was the same watercolour speedfreak as Winnie?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Here is a good reason not to have kids
money.guardian.co.uk/news_/story/0,,1944532,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:28, archived)
# It's a lot more than that.
These days it is bloody hard to live on one income - Jim not working means that I am raising kids and feeding and housing and supporting 4 on £20k.

To be honest I am running at a defecit and I have no idea how people on lower wages even begin to manage.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# hello
welcome to my world.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)
# How many sproglodites?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)
# 2
but also a nice 4 bed I don't live in.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Then move back in.
Or, alternatively, insist that she sells it or pays rent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)
# not so easy
but I am now preparing custody papers, which would force a sale.

EDIT: though I'm likely to have to compromise, since it's a move in order to get back to legal contact with my kids.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)
# I have always told Jim that if she wants to split up then she goes
and I'd be happy to allow her visiting rights.

[EDIT: I have yet to understand why the law always sides with women on these things - i raised my first one - I had just broken my back - yet I bet that the courts would take her from me if anything happened.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)
# but you arent married
then it enters a whole different world of pain.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:39, archived)
# I am married.
[EDIT: And I'm off to bed to find my wife.

Goodnight.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:40, archived)
# then it will never be that simple
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:44, archived)
# right on brother
fucking shit state of affairs, i decided to sod off
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:47, archived)
# I hope you get to see your kids sometime soon
I've got to legislate to see mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:55, archived)
# it is fucking rubbish mate
i hate having no control, getting blown all hot and cold so things changed all the time, so all i could think of doing was getting away for a bit, i hope you get proper access again mate, she is being a right cunt and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:58, archived)
# appreciated
and same with you.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry!
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(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)
# hahahah
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:43, archived)
# Dyslexicness spoils my fun
I cant see what you changed it all reads teh same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:45, archived)
# It looks the same because it is the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:53, archived)
# ah you compo'd it
now I get it. Doh.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:45, archived)
# it'd be half that if the ex's didn't fuck the fathers over :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# Britian?
tax payers needs an apostrophe too.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)
#
I always spell Britain wrong, damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)
# cheers
fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:40, archived)
# You didn't even compo it!
edit: all fixed now. woo!
re-edit: the apostrophe goes after the 's' as it refers to all the tax payers, not just one.

/late night punctuation pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:58, archived)
# sad, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:01, archived)
# not that.
I'm just lazy and its late.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:16, archived)
# Haha
A fan of Freaks and Geeks, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:20, archived)
# of what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:44, archived)