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[challenge entry] So I've heard, anyway...

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(bastien, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# short,
sharp...


and to the point.

hole in one. snigger
(grampski, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)
# and old ladies fannies
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)
# you can have bum sex without it
get her wet enough and you can use it as lube....WHY AM I EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS???
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# dirty show off
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I'm beginning to think
you need help...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# ME?
Noooo
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)
# If not help
then more lube....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Anything
As long as I don't have to pay
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
# As the bishop
said to the actress
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
# ???
???
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)
# What's wrong
with WD40?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# You have to pay for that
use natural lube

Yes, it did take me this long to think of a come back to that
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Az, you mentioned a pic of HeMan and you on your profile
but it in't working now for some reason. [I it anything on the lines of my Skeletor Porno Pics?]
(Twattybollacks, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Nope
I did post it again a bit down the page...But I don't know why it's not working, it works for me
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Hello there!
I liked that series - you should have started a website and sent out hundreds of emails inviting people to come and look...
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Cheers!
A've bin a bit busy lately though. Doing Stuff. A fuchin ate Stuff. But, yeah, it is th esort of thing that deserves doing properly, and that means to death!
(Twattybollacks, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Oh right, someone else said, and you posted it here.
But it's still not working for me... <:O(
(Twattybollacks, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Right click where the pic should be
copy and paste the URL and follow it that way, see if that works....It's really not that exciting...lol
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)
# no neeeeeeed!

also used for devil-posessed children and crucifxies
(grampski, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)
# hello have you been lurking for a while?
how did you find b3ta?
We're getting so many new people signing in to take part in this competition.
I judges last weeks comp and it had 22 pages, this one has 52 and it's not even Monday (day) yet! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)
# I was thinking that
on Friday.
I pity the poor foo who has to judge this one.
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)
# I know i keep mentioning it
but that version of 'Major Tom' by 'The Space Lady' is still utterly amazing me, i've had it on repeat for ages every day since I found it (checks back and realises it was only Saturday Morning) it's what happens with a tune every now and again - 'Uranium' by 'Radioactive Man' was another, and an acapella version of 'Breakfast At Tiffanys' by a singing quartet/quintet or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
# I've got that at the moment
with Mad World covered by Gary Jules, it's used to great affect at the end of Donnie Darko.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)
# oh yes saw that film, best one in years and that song was used to such an effect it
blew my mind (and that takes some blowing ;) so yes that one too, i had it looping for the few days before I left to go to NY for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:59, archived)
# lurking
but just found out that potatoshop is much easier than paint shop pro. and i had an idea for once.
(bastien, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)
# And we thought the orstrich one was bad
Even that had only 59 pages in total!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
# the Movies straight to video was a monster
the biggest yet i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Heh.
Wasn't around for that one. Looks like we'll beat this week though.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)