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# paper bag job
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I wouldn't fuck her...
But I'd ONION FUCK her.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Please explain...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# :O)
Pull her skirt up over her head and tie it off.

So she looks like an onion.

Onion fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Well I never.
You learn something every day.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# mwahahahahahahah`
No, I hadn't heard that one before.
Yes, I found it amusing.
Yes I'm having trouble breathing now.
/reaches for the ventolin
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# You would spluff in a paper bag?
Well, waste not want not I suppose...
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# and save it for later?
... ?
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)