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# A bit late for the celibacy challenge, but I've just been put off women...
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(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Late? I make it early:P
'ning all. I'm hoping I'm not the only one that gets up in the morning and presses refresh on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:20, archived)
# I'm not here
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Should we leave a message after the beep?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
#


/Beeps
(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# *leaves message*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Leaves message
Hi. This is your Swedish cousin Farden Varden Verden Harden. Can I please borrow your goat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# *Leaves Message*
Uh, Hi, yea, this is Keyboard weasel
You're not in right now, are you?
Hello?
No, you're not in. Ok well, uh, just caling to say, ya know, hi and stuff.
hello? no? oh, thought I heard you pick up there.
So yea. call me.
bye
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# He never calls, be never writes
I don't know why I bother anymore! *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# I've always maintained that yes.
But medical science is a wonderful thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# First site I load
Normally in time to catch the end of the nightshift too.

'lo there ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)
# It's a link to "Do It Woman"
I wouldn't tell a lie :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)
# what a load of rubbish
everytime I've seen a girl drop her jam on toast, she's had a fit and punched me in the face 18 times
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
# thats pretty unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I think you're getting off lightly
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# That's because you tried to pump her anus
when she bent down to pick up the toast yes?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Mornin' fourdam
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(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# i just checked
i was in the most popular, i feel special.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)