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# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# I wore eyeliner every day between 1983 and 1989
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# I danced around in a dress
and stuck maracas down the front.
(while drinking beer swearing and farting)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# TRUTH!
guys who care that much look like twats! Metrosexual is so unattractive...men should be men! /likes the manly men

edit: /and already has one, sorry guys ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# *flexes mussels*
*gets cockle out*
*wiggles winkle*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me laugh far more than I should admit

top work
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# ahaha
I just actually properly read that. nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Well, hello there...
*flexes manly beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# That's me out
I'm so far from manly that even if I were Jewish I'd still have a foreskin.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# eyeliner and muscle = ohfuckyeah
like so
or this
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# I'm not sure about the idea of not letting blokes wear eyeliner
but those are two seriously bad examples.

They look like drag queens in fetish gear.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)