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# It's glorious.
You know you're from a northern family when your dad tells you to 'g'weh, yah nebby gobshite'.

Yeah.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# wrong....
You know you're from a northern family when your dad can hit you in the head with a slipper from 100 yards!

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(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# haha!
you're all northern

haha
*uses electricity, writes on paper with a pencil*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# You were lucky...
...my dad would kill me with a slipper covered in razor blades from 5 yards, resurrect me, pour the boiling chip pan over me, then lock me in the shed, inside a barrel of weedkiller.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Is that all?
Pffft.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Pure luxury....
we used to have to get up at half past ten, half an hour before we'd gone to sleep, lick th'road clean and then go work down't mill fer ha'penny a year and come home and dad would beat us to death with a stick of celery.


....and you try telling that to kids today...

/four yorkshiremen sketch
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Heh!
Right, fag time. If I have time when I come back I'll pop back on and say goodbye.

It's sad that I actually miss you bastards.

Someone squeeze the wench for me.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)