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[challenge entry] modification for compo.

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:28, archived)
# You've got more chance of being killed in a road accident.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)
# a road accident...
where have i heard that before?
oh right, those were the last words of the guy whose head got cut off by a spinning sawblade.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)
# i feel like that sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)
# like your head is being severed?
or like severing someone's head?
or like you don't want that to happen to yourself or someone?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)
# all of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)
# it's a good thing you're bloody gorgeous then
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)
# you were always, ALWAYS my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)
# when are you coming to cardiff again,
I MISS YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)
# I'll see if I can organise a trip soon, it's fitting it between work and what not, I'd love to see you again
it's been an age
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:44, archived)
# TOO LONG i tell you.
i imagine invviting you to this party we're having this saturday is a bit short notice, so it'll have to wait until the lovely lovely new year!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)
# it is a bit mate
if I'd known more in advance I probably would've in forethought
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)
# we will arrange something.
i was sort of considering some sort of cardiff "bash" again, what with me living in town, it could be quite easy now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)
# that's what i thought.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)
# is that an egg?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)
# haha it was originally supposed to be a monkey.
not sure why i drew it so much like an egg.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)
# I was at the crimbo party...
it wasok
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)
# anyone else here shitfaced?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)
# off my tits
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)
# welldone.
let me give you a greeat big hug.
-falls over-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:41, archived)
# *misses too*
rolls around like a loony

I think I've fallen for a girl in Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)
# i've fallen for a girl who has naked pægan drug campfire parties in the woods with lesbian friends.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:47, archived)
# how else will we get the pits out?
skullsaws all round.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)
#
pits
brains.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:41, archived)
# same difference, really, for most people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)
# WHAT
the fuck
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 2:27, archived)