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# vain attempt at being fluffy


Edit: This fantasmically awful bit of shite was my last post of the year as I'm off home to Scottishland tomorrow. My new year's resolution is to be less shit. Happy Xmas and New Year b3tans.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# RIS?
Cheech Marlin?
Pet shop?
Fluffy?

I'll shut up now.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# hot pussy
cold pussy
dry pussy
wet pussy
american pie pussy
if you find pussy cheaper anywhere else
FUCK IT!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# aaahhh
*stops RISsing.

It's from the Titty twister bit in Dusk till dawn.

/SalmaHayekAsVampyricLapdancer Blog
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# except this seems to be
white pussy
black pussy
mexican pussy
chinese pussy
gay pussy?
dressed up pussy
fluffy pussy?
smelly pussy?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# hehe
yes it does seem to be that.

I was attempting

white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, smelly pussy... which you may find is at least the original quote.

I'm off to the hills to die in seclusion.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Aaaahh, fairy nuff.
Get it now. I was a bit confused by the 'Marlin' thing as well, as it should be 'Marin'.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# he changed it upon
opening a pet shop

/typoexcuseblog
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Good excuse.
Because with all the people with the first name Cheech that you know of, if someone doesn't give you the correct surname, you won't know which one they are talking about.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Yes, I sometimes get confused between him
and Cheech Warthington-Stanley
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# pfft
*chalks up moral victory*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# That's two moral
victories for you.

Well done.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Dusk till dawn
but he got Cheech's surname wrong so you might be ironically RISing at that.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# shit i jus noticed that
fuck
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# 'marin'
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# yes
damn my tits
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# *Damns dbroon's tits*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# thank you
perhaps now i will be less slapdash

or perhaps my tits will be
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# no shaved pussy?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)