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(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# aw - its a mbu puffer!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Aw! Fishy!
and birdy!

I'm ok my lovely!

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Okay.
A little bit annoyed.

I handed in my notice on Friday, and my colleague then told me that he wanted me to stay, and that if I asked for £40,000 p/a I'd get it.
So now I'm stuck between staying and leaving. Also, that wasn't an official offer, so I'm not sure about the veracity of the statement. It's all arseburgers.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# What do you do?
I'll do your job for £40K. Do you need qualifications?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Systems (integration) engineer.
Although (as you can probably see) I don't actually do any work. No, you don't need qualifications, but you won't get the job without experience.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I have loads of experience.
Not necessarily in that field, but still, loads.


You'd be earning 25.75 grand per year MORE than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Unless I don't bother accepting,
in which case I'll be earning 25.75 grand per year LESS than you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# That would involve you giving money away.
Which is fine, as long as it's to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Okays.
What do I get in return?

I'm not from Ipswich, so it could be sex and you'd be stabby-murder safe, 100% guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Roast dinners and your socks darned for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I get that already.


Pah.


I'm off to do a Christmas shop. If The Neville's on whilst I'm away, tell him he owes me a "You've handed your notice in" card.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I'm off myself in a few minutes
but if I see him...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I'll offer you £45,000 to leave*



*I wont*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# that happenned to my mate,
he just said, why didn't you pay me that befor I offered to leave, and left anyway. ask for £50k and backdated for a year... see what happens then..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I might.
I might well do that.

I'd certainly ask for a month off anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# thats a good idea..
give you chance to see if you could manage going solo too.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Hurrah!


I really like these.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)