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[challenge entry] quick and crap
but grunewald makes it so easy for you

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(ZabulonPatriarcha, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# ...he had his cock stuck in the chicken...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# that is all of teh big
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# hm
yes, you may have a point there

I'll see what I can do
(ZabulonPatriarcha, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# hehe! It happens to us all in the end...
...but at least He did some good stuff while He was alive...


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# didn't that happen at easter?
bloody easter!!! source of all woe

(and it's over 74k)
(I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# done!
it's now a piddling 50k
(ZabulonPatriarcha, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# yay
:D

the power of shrinkage :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# 50.23 actually
:P
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# good friday, technically
but who's keeping track?
(ZabulonPatriarcha, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# fuck
way too ruin xmas you passive aggressor
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# and i was so looking forward to watching the film over christmas.
you've ruined it now.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# ahh don't worry
there's going to be a sequel

apparently, been in production for ages tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# well
greatest story ever told and all, there's bound to be some studio interest in a franchise
(ZabulonPatriarcha, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# bloody pissed up aliens the lot of them
making people think they are gods

end result: hilarity :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# You sound cross
. . .
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Thats not how it ends
He comes back from the dead to freak his mates out for a bit and then the human race uses religion as an excuse to be really shit to one another for the next two thousand years.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# bugger.
thats my easter sunday viewing pleasure ruined as well.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Oops, sorry about that
I read the book a few years back, I like a bit of fiction and it was recommended to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)