b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » If advertisments were honest » Message 666621

[challenge entry] As feminine hygene is the new no hands

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Classy!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# did you write
"How to Endear Yourself to Women and Influence People"?

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Does it show ?
:o)

Actually Mrs Flan suggested it, so I can't take all the credit
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# funny
too, just likely to get the ladies' backs up...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# on the blob then
are we ?

tact and diplomacy my strong point
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)
# honestly
I would rather a man be upfront about it so I could be too. It makes it so much easier. They end up squerming more than I do cos I have to deal with it every month. there is always lots of detail to make you feel bad about being a man to make it eaven.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# when you have had your pregnant wife
lead you into the shitter and say "look at this" pointing to a lump of mucus and blood, you soon learn the women have a harder time then us fellas.

I still think feminine hygene products should be supllied on the NHS, mainly so I don't have to go to sodding tescos at 3am !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# and
the fact that the government still TAX TAMPAX et al because they are classed as a non esential item. PLEASE!
ok rant over
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I feel your anger sistah
now stop bleating and get the kettle on ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# get your own
/pmt
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# that is one of the most
ridiculous things ever though isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# AND
Jaffa Cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Do you
ever sleep?!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)
# only on Wednesdays
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)
# arf!
here, have one of these...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# ahahahahaha
like it.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# teehee!

(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Pssst
fix that image
the suspense is killing me
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# and me,
please.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:27, archived)
# He's not taking
the hint is he ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# hmmmm
sorry folks, it seems to be working ok for me..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Perhaps your DynDNS needs updating
or has just been updated, in which case, it needs time to propogate, like a fine wine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)