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# Hahahaaaaaaa! Happy New Year, Sir! Woo!
World records are shit because you can just create your very own wanky category that no-one else wants to do . . .

I'm going for most utterly shit puns . . . EVAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
# you have already winned the shit puns record
long ago
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I know . . .
BUT I CAN'T STOP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
#
Dedication, dedication
Dedication, that's what you need
If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Oh-oh dedication's what you need;
If you wanna be a record break-er, Oooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I wouldn't worry
Are we not all pun pals here? Or punchums?
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Punchums, what a great word.
It makes me think of a little Pikachu thing that you have to punch...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# him big talk fella
him do um big puns
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Should I have laughed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# You should write into
the Guiness Book of Records and ask them how many more you need to do.

www.guinnessworldrecords.com/corporate/contact_us.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Crikey, a real link...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Dear whoever-took-over-when-Norris-karked-it,
I have currently produced 567,987,353 crap puns and was wondering how many more I need to do before I get an entry in the Guinness book of world records or Mictoboy stabs me to death

Love Dave the Hat (Sir)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# it'll be a close call
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Follow that
up with a letter every day which has a numbered pun and the message "Is this enough?"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i used to have a letter from them
but for the life of me i can't remember what i wrote to them about
and now i can't find the letter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Thanks for that heartwarming story =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)