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[challenge entry] He should have made it more specific...

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I'm not sure what just happened
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Roy Castle
gives me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# gravytrain was looking for you earlier
b3ta.com/board/6695141
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Arf!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Did I tell you the gig went well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Hello you!
*gropes furiously*

No, you didn't - in fact, I haven't seen you for AGES!

So, tell me more =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
# like did he have a car
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Well
It went well. I was a scaredy moo, so I didn't move an inch, just glared at my fretboard until it was time to get off the stage. The sound went down well, people calling us very different, really blown away by it.

Of course some prick shouted 'WHEN ARE ISIS ON?' halfway through the set, but pfft.

Pictures are on the bandspace...

Oh, and we played with a quite popular (round here) band called HateHeart, and apparently pised all over them. I'm not saying anything, but I think we rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
#
when were isis on?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# At a bigger gig, getting paid more than £20 I assume.
We have similar sounds. Well, they're very influential.

They pretty much are the genre.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# who are isis?
also £20! cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Are we talking £20 each or divided up?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# either way, that's still pretty special
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# divvied.
but first gig, so we weren't expecting pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# A very good band.
www.isistheband.com/Home.aspx

And it went straight into the kitty. Wrapped around a condom full of catnip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I've been a bit slow replying here.
Good one - the scaredy bit gets easier, I occasionally look up nowadays =)

When's your next one? Also, did you record anything yet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Not yet
I'm not sure what's going on with that to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaaa! Happy New Year, Sir! Woo!
World records are shit because you can just create your very own wanky category that no-one else wants to do . . .

I'm going for most utterly shit puns . . . EVAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
# you have already winned the shit puns record
long ago
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I know . . .
BUT I CAN'T STOP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
#
Dedication, dedication
Dedication, that's what you need
If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Oh-oh dedication's what you need;
If you wanna be a record break-er, Oooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I wouldn't worry
Are we not all pun pals here? Or punchums?
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Punchums, what a great word.
It makes me think of a little Pikachu thing that you have to punch...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# him big talk fella
him do um big puns
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Should I have laughed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# You should write into
the Guiness Book of Records and ask them how many more you need to do.

www.guinnessworldrecords.com/corporate/contact_us.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Crikey, a real link...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Dear whoever-took-over-when-Norris-karked-it,
I have currently produced 567,987,353 crap puns and was wondering how many more I need to do before I get an entry in the Guinness book of world records or Mictoboy stabs me to death

Love Dave the Hat (Sir)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# it'll be a close call
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Follow that
up with a letter every day which has a numbered pun and the message "Is this enough?"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i used to have a letter from them
but for the life of me i can't remember what i wrote to them about
and now i can't find the letter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Thanks for that heartwarming story =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Haha, that's really clever and funny and...
...hang on, what's the last frame all about?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
# WAKE UP GEOFF!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Best bit of the film!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# imagine if they bros twins died in the manner described on the tombstones
they might win the record theoretically set never to be beaten, by the guy who ran the whole records business
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Ah, yes!
*penny drops*

Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# It is Norris'
record being taken from him by the Goss twins.

(and a way to shoehorn it into this weeks compo)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# here is a partial pictorial an explanation for the RISsers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
# this shouldn't be funny
but it is =o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# wankers...wankers...wankers...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# what the fuck is that?
a shark cross bred with Bill Cosby?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ...that...my friend...is the lovely...
...demon from HELL...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# haha
precise
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha!
If you're the tallest, the smallest...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)