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# The most significant advance in swearing technology since the swearotron
Play with what me & joel cooked up yesterday

And make sure you turn your SPEAKERS UP LOUD. especially if you are in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:31, archived)
# THAT
IS EXCELLENT
(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:36, archived)
# What the
internet was invented for.
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:39, archived)
# Applause
now wash your mouth out
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:39, archived)
# mouths... that is the combined swearing power of
Me + Joel + Lucy. I liked "R" where me & veitch swear in harmony.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)
# that almost
made me cry. I like repeatedly pressing Z.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:43, archived)
# Yes. As you see ...
... we had a certain difficulty finding a swearword begining with Z. A flaw in our otherwise perfect plan.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)
# really really quickly
and it's lovely. but quite painful on the ears.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:48, archived)
# z
is now my favourite key in the world
(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)
# What about the spacebar?
I think making the spacebar say "fuck off" was pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:54, archived)
# I missed that one...
oh, that *is* good.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:57, archived)
# i tried
space bar - it did nothing.

I try again.
(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:57, archived)
# he he
I am crying.
(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:08, archived)
# What is a
Quim?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:44, archived)
# You need the notes from the B3ta Swearing Masterclass:
"Quim. noun. A cunt for nonces."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:46, archived)
# Thanks mum
I may now swear like a nonce
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:51, archived)