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# n-n-n--n-n-ninety kb!!
i know they're fat but come on!


*dons flame proof coat*
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Don's just phoned. He wants his flame proof coat back.
There's room for a few in my bunker though...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# *Powerslides through the door*
'allo Proffesseur!

How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Bonjour mon ami.
I'm grand ta - sitting in a training room, waiting for my victims trainees to arrive.

And hoping that they don't, so that I can have an easy morning, obviously.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Tell them the wrong room
and have a go when they don't turn up. Its what our manager does all the time =/

Saw Blood Diamond last night. Much better than I thought it would be. Although Leo's accent was aweful at times
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Yeah, I nearly saw that last week, didn't fancy it much though.
So watched Apocalypto instead. Not sure if that was a good decision or not, really.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Yea I think I regretted apocalypto
Mel gibson just cant make films that make you feel nice after watching them.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Well he's only made the 2 hasn't he?
Let's see what the next one's like.

I'm expecting a slapstick comedy about a couple of Policemen, one of whom is due to retire in a few days and is "too shit for this old stuff".
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)
# That'd be origional
Except he'd probabily film it in the "origional language" of the policemen, add subtitles and half the film would be scenes of police brutality.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Haha.
They'd be graphic scenes of police brutality.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)
# did he have
'diplomatic immunity' (stupid accent)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Nothing stupid about South African accents
Its you brits who talk funny

*edit* but yes, his accent slid around more than a 3 legged dog with rollerskates on ice.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# numow
spelling is wrong but have it on good authority its an south african swear
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# numow?
I question this good authority of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)
# his name was johanus and he was from south africa
And I know anus is in there!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ahh the heady life of a
NHS IT master ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# =)
master whipping boy
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# you love it.
slaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *loves it*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *joins*
*sips tea*

*watches more 24*
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Don't you spoil it for me, I haven't seen the end of the first series yet!*






*Yes, really.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# whoa, that's like......over 4 x 24 hours behind where i am up to
.....the naivety of youth :)
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# season 6 is a belter ain't it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# i can't believe that *insert large spoiler here* happened!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Can I come too?
The first time you locked me out and left me clawing pitifully at the door, defenceless and vulnerable!
the other times I've not even tried for fear of rejection

Edit: Guess not WOO-HOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Did I?
I'm so sorry. Of course you can come in. Here, take this life-time pass.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Damn you one-day passes!
*re-queues*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)