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[challenge entry] Come fatties, feast to your weak hearts content >8\

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(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)
# These compos really sneak up on me
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Shitting fuck!
cat-tux-seam monster!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# you!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Hello you!
*snuggles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# *huggles*
y'allright?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Not bad, ta.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *rofls madly*
hahahah look at the one on the bottom left!

hahah!!
Seamless!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# smaller please.
and less chili sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# I am hiccuping already




*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Arf!
'Ning bobs.

how's the finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# sore
started throbbing last night,
but not too bad

get's re-dressed tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# What have you done?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# woodwork
but on his own flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# *winces*
Did he whittle it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# i now call him 9 finger bobby
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Oof.
You mean freebs is now ninfs?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)
# a whole variety on offer
chilli, garlic, bbq, curry, ketchup, mayo, and baby
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *orders keg of baby sauce*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# n-n-n--n-n-ninety kb!!
i know they're fat but come on!


*dons flame proof coat*
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Don's just phoned. He wants his flame proof coat back.
There's room for a few in my bunker though...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# *Powerslides through the door*
'allo Proffesseur!

How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Bonjour mon ami.
I'm grand ta - sitting in a training room, waiting for my victims trainees to arrive.

And hoping that they don't, so that I can have an easy morning, obviously.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Tell them the wrong room
and have a go when they don't turn up. Its what our manager does all the time =/

Saw Blood Diamond last night. Much better than I thought it would be. Although Leo's accent was aweful at times
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Yeah, I nearly saw that last week, didn't fancy it much though.
So watched Apocalypto instead. Not sure if that was a good decision or not, really.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Yea I think I regretted apocalypto
Mel gibson just cant make films that make you feel nice after watching them.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Well he's only made the 2 hasn't he?
Let's see what the next one's like.

I'm expecting a slapstick comedy about a couple of Policemen, one of whom is due to retire in a few days and is "too shit for this old stuff".
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)
# That'd be origional
Except he'd probabily film it in the "origional language" of the policemen, add subtitles and half the film would be scenes of police brutality.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Haha.
They'd be graphic scenes of police brutality.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)
# did he have
'diplomatic immunity' (stupid accent)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Nothing stupid about South African accents
Its you brits who talk funny

*edit* but yes, his accent slid around more than a 3 legged dog with rollerskates on ice.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# numow
spelling is wrong but have it on good authority its an south african swear
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# numow?
I question this good authority of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)
# his name was johanus and he was from south africa
And I know anus is in there!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ahh the heady life of a
NHS IT master ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# =)
master whipping boy
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# you love it.
slaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *loves it*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *joins*
*sips tea*

*watches more 24*
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Don't you spoil it for me, I haven't seen the end of the first series yet!*






*Yes, really.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# whoa, that's like......over 4 x 24 hours behind where i am up to
.....the naivety of youth :)
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# season 6 is a belter ain't it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# i can't believe that *insert large spoiler here* happened!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Can I come too?
The first time you locked me out and left me clawing pitifully at the door, defenceless and vulnerable!
the other times I've not even tried for fear of rejection

Edit: Guess not WOO-HOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Did I?
I'm so sorry. Of course you can come in. Here, take this life-time pass.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Damn you one-day passes!
*re-queues*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# too big, get it under 50k
or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# under 50k, cheers for that :-)
ding dong
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)
# nice one
good stuff, welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Gitfoe?
Gitfoe!? have they introduced more b3taisms while I was away! Nooooooo!!!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Ghee is the most important word to remember
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
your all ghee
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Arf!
lovely use of seams

well, gotta catch a train...later all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning and cya later!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# 'ning Weasel.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# =D
www.b3ta.com/board/6808410
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# this might be big
but God, it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# wow
how the hell did you get it to look so real?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Cor, that one on the right's HOT!
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# she is
its my mum, do you want her number?
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# No, you're alright thanks mate.



I've already got it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Smooth
takes copy of number
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Yeah, I got it off her too.
She does some mean work with a strap-on!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)
# ......*stares*
....dude..
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)
# ^ what he said.
O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)
# you know her all too well 8-0
though her vibraters are currently in getting serviced.
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)
# seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeambiscuit
/ac

(Seambiscuit is on sabbatical)

is this some sort of mong kebab emporium?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Seambiscuit's on sabbatical?
How about the Seams Police instead then?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# hahah
I couldn't believe that was real when I first saw it

they're probably out on calls 24/7
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# They're at the door!!
flush the seams and cheese it!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# hahahaha
nowai!!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# ja wai!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# orly?!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Yarly!
*must stop before he brings out his owl collection*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *stops searching for orly owl*
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)
#
can it get any biggar?

seams fine though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:50, archived)