Its no fun if you expect it
*hides*
untill you least expect it. Could be now, could be tomorrow, could be ten years from now. I will draw it out untill you aren't sure if the turmoil in your life is fate, or the Machinations of Keyboard Weasel or a third thing
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Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:58,
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untill you least expect it. Could be now, could be tomorrow, could be ten years from now. I will draw it out untill you aren't sure if the turmoil in your life is fate, or the Machinations of Keyboard Weasel or a third thing
*hides under a blanket....
...shuddering at the thought of unexpected repercussions*
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Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:00,
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To be honest
I'll probabily just make small holes in the bottom of your bin bags so when you have to take out the rubbish, a little bit of bin juice will drip onto your shoes.
Or I'll unfluff your pillows so they aren't anything near the way you like them and you'll have to spend 10 minutes kneading them back into shape
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Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:04,
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Or I'll unfluff your pillows so they aren't anything near the way you like them and you'll have to spend 10 minutes kneading them back into shape
You could add
Treading mud on freshly hoovered carpets when you're not looking...
Turning the tv up really loud at night, so when you turn it on first thing in the morning it deafens you...
Leaving toast crumbs over the worktops...
God, do I sound like a nag?
All sufficiently annoying for revenge tho :)
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Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:12,
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Turning the tv up really loud at night, so when you turn it on first thing in the morning it deafens you...
Leaving toast crumbs over the worktops...
God, do I sound like a nag?
All sufficiently annoying for revenge tho :)
Biscuit crumbs half way down the bed...
Guaranteed an Argument if you are sharing...
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Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:14,
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Not being able to read her mind
Another violation of the male race
I love teh ladies really
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Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:17,
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I love teh ladies really