*gets under the table and puts her pencilcase over her nose and mouth*
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:53,
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Why?
Are you pretending it's someones ladyparts, and pretending like your licking up and down her sodden slit?
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:55,
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Ladyparts aren't usually this big
You've been sniffing around those Dumfries 'girls' again, haven't you?
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:56,
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You're talking about your salty cock sick aren't you?
I have a friend, who will shag absolutely anyone. Me and another mate have bet him 50 quid to get off with the one on the left. He's up for it, but they haven't been in the pub for ages.
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:00,
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The one on the right looks like a rotting pig caught in a fisherman's trawlernet
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:05,
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The Duke made a lovely series of them dressed as
strange fisherpeople with tattoos and a pipe
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:08,
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Did you not see happytoast's one
where the one on the left chomped off the head of the one on the right?
And then there was this....
(Contains moobs)
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/SEXY4.jpg
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:12,
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And then there was this....
(Contains moobs)
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/SEXY4.jpg
that was my own seamless effort
I wank over that every night pretending that I actually touched her.
I've found happytoasts post, but the images aren't there anymore :(
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:16,
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I've found happytoasts post, but the images aren't there anymore :(
They're just bags of flesh with heads.
Big economy bags at that.
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:58,
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I'd imagine
That's the best offer she's had!
And it was only a pound for four goes!
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:21,
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And it was only a pound for four goes!
I tried to find the original thread but I'm shit
Edit: yay - one of them
www.b3ta.com/board/6027728
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Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:57,
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www.b3ta.com/board/6027728