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[challenge entry] For the gift that gives bleeding eyes and burning skin nothing says it quite like toxi-card

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I like this!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:51, archived)
# polonium 210?
or glow in the dark love muck?

ok so litvinenko need fear it...

damn the ninjing of the image!
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Polonium!
I wish i knew which shops sold it.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
# always trust the reg..
www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/29/polonium_available_online/
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)
# careful you don;t get ripped off
it doesn't specify how much you get for your money
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Now available in handy "Single Target" sachets
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:58, archived)
# butbutbut
that's a biohazard sign

/cuntmode
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:06, archived)
# so it is glow in the dark fapjuice!
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:07, archived)
#
biological waste tastes like chicken... but it burns my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:10, archived)
# make sure you dont get the bird aids... i mean h5n1.. yeah bird aids
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)
#
is that good or bad bird aids?
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)
# definately bad aids
very clucking bad... shitting lungs kinda bad...
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Now I've cheated!
As I am a tard that used the wrong symbol... i've swapped the image on me ftp... ah the beauty of technology, for masking ones shortcomings!
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:24, archived)
# i get emails about that all the time
but i keep sending them money and get no MAG!C P!LLZZZZ!

*sob*
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Buwahhahhhahah!
 
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Heh!
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)
# ...
Mountain Dew?
(bitchman contains mild peril, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:05, archived)