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# hmmm... that's the main reason i don't
have a blog. My life is boring. Today for example;
I woke up. had a little breakfast with the people I took home for casual sex last night and, well, we laughed about it, as often happens. I paid them, they left. Got a cab to the heliport, got the helicopter to work in the city. Grabbed a coffee, high fiving with anyone i met along the way, and now, I'm at my desk. Another typical day. What's the point of going on about it?
There are actually a few good blogs out there tho... honest.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:23, archived)
# I know the feeling
I don't bother writing about my everyday life as it's a bit samey. This morning I was woken in my lair by my harem of beautiful slave girls, who anointed my carapace with aromatic oils. Then I ate a heretic for breakfast (alive)and now I am back to plotting the destruction of Mars again.

Same old same old hey?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:30, archived)
# god.
my breakfast with 18 nubile Visigoths of both sexes, following an all night marathon session (of eating marathons) pales by comparison.
Tis true tho. Tis why i have no blog
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:40, archived)
# spooky
coincidence. i had a breakfast of 18 nubile visigoths of both sexes yesterday. thy're quite filling aren't they. i think i prefer ostrogoths with a bit of rosemary.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:00, archived)
# Today
I am mostly digging a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:36, archived)
# Diggers
If you tried to tell a hippy that your job was to dig holes they'd think that you were just well into holes and got paid for appreciating them I suppose. I can never tell if a hole is a whole hole or just a partial hole. you might be able to help me out there I suppose. How do you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:40, archived)
# if you dig holes
do you ever need poles?
(To put in them....).
I think crab bloke could help you find some... if you need any help.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:43, archived)
# Yes
I shall be needing poles, but not until tomorrow. A hole is whole when it is finished and a partial hole when it is not. I hope this clears it up for you
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:48, archived)
# you could sense my fear and confusion?
bless you.
Crab Bloke - help the lady with a pole will you?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:01, archived)
# ok, here' one


there's lots more at joel.com if you want wifey.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:33, archived)
# That is a truly immense pole
I've always wanted an excuse to say that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:40, archived)
# Giant Poles
I've never understood why they're considered peaceful.
(Gravy, Sat 29 Sep 2001, 22:54, archived)
# Look at the inherent violence of that picture,
the pole is just blatantly violating the sky. It's a symbol of the ground's blatant hatred of anything not of dirt. (Too many bananas for tea methinks..)
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 19:06, archived)