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# result
i suggest you go and buy a impulse purchase, shuh as a peice of electronic equipment or a power tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:40, archived)
# This^
An excessively powerful drill! Or a chainsaw.
I've always wanted a chainsaw
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)
# ^that^
haha! imgine who you teach a lesson to with a chainsaw!...
ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)
# haha
chainsaws are fun

not only do they cut things, they make farting noises as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)
# yes
a chainsaw, make sure its a petrol one as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Chainsaws are bazoo
I was one of the lads a couple of months ago and lopped some trees in our garden with pa. T'was ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Aw man,
I REALLY want a chainsaw now
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I think it's the added thrill that comes with it
that "will I accidentally chop off my leg?" anticipation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:55, archived)
# I've seen someone nearly cut their head off a circular saw
EDIT sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# :D how did you manage that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing
But I hoped it was a typo and he'd ninja it quickly
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I work in a hospital
I was in A&E this bloody flappy headed prat gets rushed in.
he'd taken the guard off the blade and bounced it off the floor through most of his neck.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)
# EURRRGGH!!
*cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I would saw anything. Even shit that didn't need sawing
Like the garden shed. ZING! Straight down the middle!

It. Would. Be. Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Or a massive block of that oasis dried flower stuff
or some important power cables. ZZZZZRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)