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[challenge entry] Cleo minged, apparently
Cleominged

See here
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(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Meh, still would
The opportunity to bone a pharoh doesn't come by every day
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# and if she bound up like a mummy
she won't be able to protest*


*and she'll be dead as well
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I don't know,
after she's had all her innards out won't it be
like the last hotdog in the tin?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)
# You're right, I'd probabily have to finish myself off
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)
# you get used to it after
a while....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)
# So it's bukkake and then a go at the urn like a fleshlight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)
# haha!
yes... i mean no, wait..ummm
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# my mind cannot divorce 'bukkake' from the concept of 'cake'
this reasoning contains almost 50% disappoinment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)
# dissapointment
because of the lack of cake
or the lack of cum on your face?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)
# cake dammit
I don't want cum on my face, I'd have to fight all the licky dogs off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Hey KW
ever done it with a dead Egyptian chick?

"Egyptian....nope"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)
# heya drac
How're you today?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Very well thank you (hope you are well too)
I dont see what the problem with being single on Valentines day is.

As a man who has had his fair share of having to shell out wads of cash on a made up 'holiday', I find being single on Feb 14 quite liberating.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)
# this^
I could have used that money to buy a new LCD screen =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BUY?????????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Indeed! Cor blimey guv!
*dates KW*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)
# thats sound familar!
'but dear, i could'nt quite make out the cdc on stings head with the old one'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Well dinner and flowers will come to like £60
Which is half a 19" screen if I went cheaply.
Thats £60 less I have for a new screen
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:51, archived)
# just cook the flowers
then you can have flowers and dinner for half the price
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)
# ohh how long would you roast some
dandelions?
I'm a bit poor.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)
# i spend less than a fiver
for quite probably the same effect
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)
# yea but I'm extravagant and have no concept of "saving money"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:55, archived)
# ^ this :(
*glooms at moths in purse*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)
# also
my missus hates anything to do with Valentine's

so if I spent £60 on flowers and chocolates for her she'd give me a slap

whereas if I spent £60 on biscuits and cake for myself she wouldn't bat an eyelid

score!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)
# You live a life that men dream of
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)
# result
i suggest you go and buy a impulse purchase, shuh as a peice of electronic equipment or a power tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:40, archived)
# This^
An excessively powerful drill! Or a chainsaw.
I've always wanted a chainsaw
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)
# ^that^
haha! imgine who you teach a lesson to with a chainsaw!...
ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)
# haha
chainsaws are fun

not only do they cut things, they make farting noises as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)
# yes
a chainsaw, make sure its a petrol one as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Chainsaws are bazoo
I was one of the lads a couple of months ago and lopped some trees in our garden with pa. T'was ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Aw man,
I REALLY want a chainsaw now
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I think it's the added thrill that comes with it
that "will I accidentally chop off my leg?" anticipation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:55, archived)
# I've seen someone nearly cut their head off a circular saw
EDIT sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# :D how did you manage that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing
But I hoped it was a typo and he'd ninja it quickly
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I work in a hospital
I was in A&E this bloody flappy headed prat gets rushed in.
he'd taken the guard off the blade and bounced it off the floor through most of his neck.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)
# EURRRGGH!!
*cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I would saw anything. Even shit that didn't need sawing
Like the garden shed. ZING! Straight down the middle!

It. Would. Be. Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Or a massive block of that oasis dried flower stuff
or some important power cables. ZZZZZRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# tis the queen's spitting image mask?
ning y'buggaz
(likeajackhammer, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)
# 'Ning matey
Did we ever hear anything more about the Why-aye samurai?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)
# ooh
that sounds like an idea i had.
geordie mick, the little ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Geordie ninjas would rock my socks right off
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)
# no... he is momentarily in hiding
he shall return though... oh yes!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)
# comin' atcha
like a hat full of bums

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I was looking for a long time
which one was which

they were all mingers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I guess the concept of beauty was very different in those days
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)
# at the coins?
yeah, i know, still it looks better than it did in my dream, which was terrifying, damn you radio 4 on my alarm clock
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:51, archived)