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# All you need to do is dye your hair purple, wear hessian and forget to wash.
They'll be all over you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:34, archived)
# but...
i like baths!

*sob*
doomed to a life of lonliness!

boohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Also, gain lots of weight and stop giving a fuck about how you look.
That seems to be pretty popular with tha laydeez around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:37, archived)
# sensible shoes, too
i hear...hmm...curses. i like bathing and looking nice...i'm fucked aren't i?


well, there's my problem.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 6:38, archived)
# nope, most definitely not fucked
and therein lies the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:23, archived)
# If you meet a woman then you must ask her to live with you within the first three months.
It's lesbian law. (At least, it seems to be with the ones I know. For some reason none of them had noticed this.)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Admit it, You love horses
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)