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[challenge entry] last-minute compo entry (for a compo i wasn't going to enter, given that i'd never heard of her until now).

but then, i found the bristol stool chart and began to understand the madness.

From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:49, archived)
# Haha
"madness or crockery" :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:50, archived)
# you helped inspire that.
your explanation of her nuttery (with the help of a few others here) made me decide on expressing the slow descent into illogic and nonsense from apparent sanity and relative wisdom, and so the edit of the chart.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:54, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:56, archived)
# myself and my friends all refer to the Bristol Stool Chart
when we have dropped loafs

with comments like "I struggled with a 4"
"oh god, how many wipes?"
"I lost count"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:51, archived)
# having had intestinal cancer, i am happy when i get the type 2s.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:55, archived)
# I am a proud type two, most of the time. Otherwise I am completely ashamed.
My crockery was stolen a couple of weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:52, archived)
# oooh you have constipation problems
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:52, archived)
# AND PROUD OF IT.
What am I if I can't make a big 'doosh' sound every morning?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:02, archived)
# i have your crockery.
i am lining it with faux fur and velvet as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:56, archived)
# Garnish with lard.
Wrap in cheesecloth.
That's the fashion-forward way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:58, archived)
# bestill my throbbing corset!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:59, archived)
# That would be pretty cool. You could build up some serious mank.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:03, archived)
# i built up a serious wank earlier.
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:08, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:13, archived)
# may contain feces.
mein gott, it's after 3:00 am. i'm to bed.

'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Seeya
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:19, archived)
# I saw a t-shirt with the BSC on it
Alas, it was a promotional item, and not for sale. Or for free for me. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:23, archived)
# t-shirt
The above linked WP article and the Bristol Stool Chart image were created by me, someone contacted me to ask for the original image to make a t-shirt!
(kylet, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)