last-minute compo entry (for a compo i wasn't going to enter, given that i'd never heard of her until now).
but then, i found the bristol stool chart and began to understand the madness.
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but then, i found the bristol stool chart and began to understand the madness.
From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)
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you helped inspire that.
your explanation of her nuttery (with the help of a few others here) made me decide on expressing the slow descent into illogic and nonsense from apparent sanity and relative wisdom, and so the edit of the chart.
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myself and my friends all refer to the Bristol Stool Chart
when we have dropped loafs
with comments like "I struggled with a 4"
"oh god, how many wipes?"
"I lost count"
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with comments like "I struggled with a 4"
"oh god, how many wipes?"
"I lost count"
having had intestinal cancer, i am happy when i get the type 2s.
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Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:55,
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I am a proud type two, most of the time. Otherwise I am completely ashamed.
My crockery was stolen a couple of weeks ago.
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Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:52,
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AND PROUD OF IT.
What am I if I can't make a big 'doosh' sound every morning?
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Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:02,
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i have your crockery.
i am lining it with faux fur and velvet as we speak.
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Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:56,
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Garnish with lard.
Wrap in cheesecloth.
That's the fashion-forward way to go.
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Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:58,
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That's the fashion-forward way to go.
That would be pretty cool. You could build up some serious mank.
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Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:03,
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may contain feces.
mein gott, it's after 3:00 am. i'm to bed.
'night!
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Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:15,
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'night!