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# Do you sell crabs too?
*crosses crabs off 'K. Weasels list of shit that he really wants'*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)
# crabs are good for eating genital warts
they are at the top of the parasitic food chain
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Great! I'll take five!
No need for a bag, I'll just put them down my trousers
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)
# "K. Weasels list of shit that he really wants"
No5. a damn good thrashing. from me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Oh yea? And whats on your list?
*snatches ivesb's "list of shit he really wants"*
*writes "Years subscription to I Love horses"*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
# the worst thing I keep having that little song go around in my head
until I want to jam pokers in my ears....
EDIT: *cuffs round ear* and don't snatch!
naughty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I'm genuinely suspicious of every link on b3ta now
In case karmic justice is out to get me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I sing it all the time
theres a site on how to block it here
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
#
I hate you all
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
High five!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Double Team!
*roasts*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# get off me you perverts!
DAD!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I started dating a girl once
who told me of her room mate who had them,
he and another room mate used to race them accross a kitchen table.

That relationship didn't last
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)
# that's what happens when the crabs are slow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Whyever not?
O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I left her for the fella with crabs of course
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Haha, of course.
*slaps forehead*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)
# My mate had a pet crab
But he wasn't sure what it ate.

So he tried lots of things. That's how I'm one of the few people who knows that crabs don't like fish fingers, regardless of how many times they're poked in the face with one.

Poor crab. I think he went back to the shop in the end.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Best story ever!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# that^
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# the other^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Poor Mr Crab.
not Mr Krabbs, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# arr! me first dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)