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# Just found some old software back on my laptop
and realised how Designers Republic did all that stuff for PSOne Wipeout all those years ago...

vectorz

Edit: The software Auto-Generates all this stuff for you!

What a swizz!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Quick, go back in time.
Step 3) Profit.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# what's the rush?
if you have a decent flux capacitor, you can go back whenever you like!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)
# LIBYANS!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# cor!
where?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Er.......
Libya?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)
# good point
well made

*calms down*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Jeez, if only I'd realised....
*contemplates what might have been*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)
# You could have forced them to call it Wipeout Gruntfuttock.
Imagine that!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I feel it may well have affected sales adversely.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Nonsense, I'd have bought it. You'd have bought it too.
There's at least 2 sales. Given that I didn't by the original there's one more than they had for it.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib, sir
That's sound thinking...

*considers career in marketing*
*realises already has one*

*dies*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)
# What's a jib?

/Homer Simpson blog
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:04, archived)
# zzzzzz
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Oi, you're dribbling - stop it!
If you're going to fall asleep, do it somewhere else!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)
# zzz- ah ohh sorry chief!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Are you after my Canadian meth?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Record Breaker,
If you're the tallest, the smallest,
If you're the fattest, the thinest, if you always win it,
You're the fastest, the slowest, if you really go,
Then you're a record breaker, a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you're the best, the worst, longest immersed,
If you're the base, the ace, furthest in space,
If you can score, more, than a herbivore,
Then you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you can fly like a bird,
If you can play the highest note, ever heard,
If you could swim the Atlantic,
Then the records, mmm, they would go frantic.

If you're the rarest, the fairest, grown the longest hair,
If you're oldest, the boldest, got the most gold,
If you're the newest, the fewest, largest tattoo,
Then you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you could lift, twenty tonnes,
If you could score ninety-nine thousand runs,
The whole sporting world, would applaud it,
The McWhirters, mmm, they would record it.

If you're the wildest, the mildest, cleverest child,
If you're the strongest, longest, never been wrong,
If you're the latest, the greatest, then you can state,
That you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Dedication's what you need.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:58, archived)
# medication
in roy's case.
didn't work though
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Wipeout was a headfuck.
I remember playing some Yaroze version of wipeout (well, similar anyway) in strange colourful tunnels. Hmmmm.


Oh hang on, was wipeout the spaceshippy racing game thing?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Yep, sure was
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I thought I was right
Then I though 'no hang on'

cheers m'dears.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)
# you're thinking of REZ
the music based wireframe techno shoot 'em up.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)
# No I'm not
I never played that.

I was lent it recently, but I didn't stop playing San Andreas long enough to put it on.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:59, archived)
# yeah, that was very psychedeliciozyledic

(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:04, archived)
# why am i looking at your arrow?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Well, you don't have to look, if you don't want to.
/license fee argument blog

Edit: Anyway, it's not my arrow, it belongs to all mankind......

*Converts to Buddism*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *shuts eyes*
*fall off chair*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:55, archived)
# sadly
that scapes my dildo


oh wait

hang on

confused

something to do with grapes...
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)
# That's cocking ace!
*goes rummaging for WipEOut*

Edit: name of software, please
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)
# ooops, sorry
SignWave Auto-Illustrator
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Yeah, "Sorry"
that's exactly what their website says :/
but ta!
*fires up eMule*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:08, archived)
# check your gaz
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)