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[challenge entry] Quick and seamy

Time for bed methinks.

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(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:59, archived)
# I haven't got a partner
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Try Bridgebot 4000c
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:01, archived)
# We can have a dummy hand.
Actually, I'd really like to be able to play bridge, it looks like an interesting game to play.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Am currently learning but it confuses me greatly.
Not sure why I'm bothering really, noone (under 60) seems to play any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Just what I thought.
Not real.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:30, archived)
# I do not get this.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Used to be my favourite joke when I was a nipper.
What's yellow and dangerous?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:06, archived)
#
SIC!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:08, archived)
# GONORRHEA.
 
Ugh. I just learned a new word.
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gleet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Especially of a hawk?
Yeah, 'cos that crops up all the fucking time!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Gleetings!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Excellent.
Gleek is one of my favourite words (definition 6)

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gleek
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:13, archived)
# i have a cd with a band named 'gleet' on it.
i rather like the song, too. play it now!

track 11.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Urgh!
Good word!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Fucking hell *spangs self*
Can we all agree to put the rest of the joke in the alt text or image title properties?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:11, archived)
# i'm sort of in agreement.
although i do like trying to sort out what the joke is and sometimes it's good to have mysteries preserved.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)
# TOOOOOOOATS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:37, archived)