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[challenge entry] What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

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(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:05, archived)
# abuse your wife.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:06, archived)
# ho, ho, ho!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Domestic abuse!!
YAAAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:07, archived)
# This does not work for
me
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:07, archived)
# His girlfriend is a blackbelt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:08, archived)
# only to keep her belly from sucking me in during sex
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:09, archived)
# Have you seen this yet?
www.b3ta.com/links/The_world_s_BEST_EVER_tractor_fight
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:20, archived)
# That is truly sublime.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 4:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
duly noted :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 5:08, archived)
# I believe domestic violence should be aimed at domestic staff...
the fucking peasants.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:08, archived)
# hit her harder then
whats the difference between a computer and my wife. i only have to punch information into a computer once.

hohoho.
/cunt mode
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:09, archived)
# I read cunt mode to the tune of suck tales.
Cunt mode, ooh-ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:10, archived)
# haha
now i do too. i'm going to bed and i won't be able to get that out of my mind
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:12, archived)