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(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)
# UnderlayUnderlay!
Sorry, I just rarely get these.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)
# very good
and I thought it would be too obtuse
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)
# obtuse?
la-de-da
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)
# sorry..
esoteric?

appreciated solely by the cognicenti?
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)
# bloody foreigners and they're funny talks.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)
# get much scanning done?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Last night?
No, nothing. In between cooking dinner, getting back at 7pm and sorting some other things out, no.

And no, I can't scan tonight as I have band practice.

You're keen. Most people have to wait at least a month for a design due to meworking full time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)
# event horizon reference?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)
# What a cracking fillum that was.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)
# it were rubbish!
and i don't like horror flicks...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)
# That'll be why you didn't like it, son.
And anyway, you shouldn't have been watching it, what certificate is it? 15? 18?

You're only like 2 days old!

I'm a terrible father, letting my son watch these films...

*weeps bitter tears*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
# My parents let me watch the exorcist when I was very young.
And Beetlejuice, but that's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)
# heh
I wasn't even allowed to watch ITV
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)
# well, it IS crap.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)
# don't cry dad look i drew you a picture
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Aw...
*sniffles*

*smiles bravely*

That's my boy that is.

Oh by the way, about that thirty quid you asked me for earlier? No.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)
# not to worry dad. you're the boss and lord of the house. :)
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Haha, that made me do a real lol =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)
# it was ok
i saw it pissed, at a midnight showing, and didn't know it was a horror film

it shat me right up

i saw it later, sober, and wasn't that bothered
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)
# It's one of my favourites
I know it's a bit shit, but I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
# it's ok
i own a copy, you know for shits and giggles
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)
# :D I own lots of shit
Rabid Grannies, anyone? Visionaries?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)
# every single one of my films is the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)
# What's the rest of the joke for this punchline?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)
# okay
what does a mexican have under his carpet?
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)