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[challenge entry] shite but couldnt be arsed to try harder...
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(not a happy camper, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 6:58, archived)
# Don't you think perhaps you should have?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:00, archived)
# This.
My first thought whenever anybody says something like "I know it's crap, but..." is to wonder why they bothered posting it in the first place. Surely it's better to spend a little longer on it or post nothing at all?
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:03, archived)
# Not necessarily.
Jokes are better than technique..

it's just unfortunate I don't get this one.

My excuse, it's 8pm and I had two hours sleep this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:05, archived)
# If it's a good joke then no excuse or apology is needed.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:06, archived)
# What if that person is an apologist?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:08, archived)
# Then there is nothing more I can do for them.
I think I'm sounding a bit nastier than I mean to this morning.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:09, archived)
# yeah
be nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:12, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahhhhahhahaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahhhahhahhahhaaaaaaaaaahhahahhehhahhahhehhahaaaaaaahhhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:14, archived)
# ahh
then there really was no need for japan to say sorry for there war crimes, rolfrailways
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:11, archived)
# Pfft.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Have they?
 
I'm not sure they have, yet.
Or maybe just not all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:15, archived)
# did you not get your letter
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:23, archived)
# Did they write this before or after they rewrote there own history books?
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:53, archived)
# hahahaha bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:05, archived)
# two hours isnt much sleep at all.
you're crazy for not calling a sicky.

also this: Hey Raps!
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:06, archived)
# AWW, SHIT.
 
www.b3ta.com/talk/2686050
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:09, archived)
# Whoa.
Of the (maybe not quite so) few Andy WK songs I have, Party Hard is one of them :-

Im drunk again. Weekdays are worse than weekends for me Ive found -:

The colon and dash combo always has made me think of cdcs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:12, archived)
# You couldn't possibly upload it somewhere for me, could you?
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:13, archived)
# PROTIP:
If you have an unwelcome song stuck in your head, simply hum the birdie dance.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:13, archived)
# Killing an Arab usually works for me.
 
The song, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:14, archived)
# Hmm.
I think the cure is worse than the disease here.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:16, archived)
# What? How can you not like the birdie dance? It is a thing of beauty.
The moment that song was created was the peak of human creativity.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:18, archived)
# You are wrong in the head.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:23, archived)
# i always find bonnie tyler works...
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely
and you're never coming round
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound
of my tears
Turn around......
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:17, archived)
# That would do nicely.
Other suggestions:

Love is a Battlefield

Popcorn

Star Trekkin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:20, archived)
# Now Popcorn,
there is an example of musical excellence.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:25, archived)
#
 
www.stickfigureninja.com/temp/apple.swf
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:34, archived)
# Ahhhh, yes.
I'm having a bit of trouble finding a copy of the birdie dance right now. It's surprisingly difficult to find public domain songs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:47, archived)
# The Knack, My Sharonna
Kills earworms dead. But the cure is
often worse than the cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:32, archived)
# I'm sticking with the birdie dance.
The birdie dance is always welcome.

I refer to it as 'musical sorbet'
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:33, archived)
# Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, MY PAYOLA.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:35, archived)
# 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:38, archived)
# yo momma
i thought it was obviously yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out... i havent been to bed yet... maybe mind has transcended to another level where shit photoshopping means something....
(not a happy camper, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:09, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaah!
 
Haven't heard that one.

So, that's a neato?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:09, archived)
# yeah... but i'm v.v.v. tired lol

(not a happy camper, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:03, archived)
# LOL FAT CHICKS R DUM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:04, archived)
# Fat chicks rule!
 
To quote the late Steve Irwin.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:05, archived)
# i went to his zoo
and bummed his lifesize cardboard cut out
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:14, archived)
# Awesome.
 
I hope you made a little (or not-so-little) hole and flopped your dick through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:15, archived)
# everyone is still abit touchy about him being dead
no sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:23, archived)
# Outside of Queensland, I think we were all surprised to find out how popular he really was.
My cousin in New York rang me when it happened, she was in tears.

I was trying not to laugh at her.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:28, archived)
# Surely a nation that'd vote John Howard PM for four consecutive terms must have a GREAT sense of humour?
 
I mean, look at Rolf Harris, or Paul Hogan..

OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:29, archived)
# PWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:20, archived)
# You rule!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 7:26, archived)