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[challenge entry] im sure there must be
a joke somewhere with a punchline about toddler milk around.

if not then feel free to write one for me

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(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:10, archived)
# what. the. fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)
# C.A.M.O.B.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)
# CUNT ANAL MANGINA ORAL BASTARD?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Crikey Amoebas May Occasionally Bite.
Couldn't Agree More Old Bean.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)
# ooooooooh!
cool, i shall remember that one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Cane All Mongy Old Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)
# There is.
Q: How to you get milk from a toddler?
A: By attaching suction cups to his nipples and connecting them to a miniature space rocket.

Thank you thank you, I'm here all week...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hows the veal?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Veal?
Is that what it is? I thought it was chicken... it's not bad son, but what's this white sauce?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)
# marinade.
get it down you pops
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)
# lonely
and in my barn.

/frenchfarmerblog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)
# get it on my frying pan then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)
# hold your horses
i've got to slaughter it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *hands cutthroat razor*
there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Tight, but nothing some lube can't fix
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)
# *lubes*
ohhhh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent work. Do you write Ben Elton's scripts? :P
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Haha, no I couldn't scale those dizzy heights.
I might be doing the music for a film soon though - further bulletins as events warrant!

*exciteds*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Oooh that is exciting
*exciteds too*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)
# cool!
you are the man
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)
# woohoo
i was just googling a morse code reader when i realised it was easier just to read it as it was
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Toddler milk only exists
because they're not allowed to advertise or promote baby formula.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)
# why's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Because babies are too young to do maths.
It hurts their tiny brainiums.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)
# says you
i'm already getting my 7 month old daughter to do long multiplication. come april she'll be doing my tax return.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Good work!
Presumably you're aware that there's a tax on small daughters doing taxes?

So any potential savings you'll make by her doing it for you will be more than offset by the extra you'll have to pay.

I'd re-think that if I was you...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)
# shhhhh
i wasn't going to declare that, now you've scupered my plans.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Well no, it's okay - I haven't told anyone...
...and it's not like your real name is thor_sonofin, is it?

Pardon?

Irish?

Thorson O'Fodin?

Blast. Sorry about that old boy.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)
# because breast is best.

and they are backpeddling from the 60-70's when they were advocating the use of formula instead of breast milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Because breastfeeding is better for children
and they cannot try to sabotage the health of babies to make money. Not in this country anyway.

Supermarkets aren't allowed to do special offers on baby formula either. There are different rules for products that are not supposed to replace breastfeeding.

www.babymilkaction.org

/militant breastfeeder blog
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)
# I feed my breasts too
With pies.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Mmmmm pies
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Actually, I could really do with a pie right now
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)
# man breasts
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)
# are you a peado who loves man boobs?
then trevor mcdonald has a program just for you tonight on ITV1.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I know.
I've set a reminder and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:28, archived)
# that's why i can't get tesco points on formula
the cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Yep!
No special offers, no 3 for 2, no points, nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)
# BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)
# hooray for the starving africans

/nestle'shareholderblog

not really
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly!
burn the formula!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)
# well that a bit off
there is a time and place for formula, and it allowed me a lot of time bonding with my daugher as mrs thor was having problems.

it a case of choice and what's right at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)
# oh yeah true.
My missus did'nt breast feed so I did all the night feeds.
I guess it was nice time to sit quietly with baby ivesb in my arms and bond.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Breastfeeding was ace
I wouldn't have done it differently, but my god it knackered me :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)
# did you do all the night feeds or did you get a breast pump for the other half?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I did all the night feeds
The advantage of breastfeeding is that you don't need bottles or sterilising or stuff like that. I just brought her back to bed and plugged her in.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:37, archived)
# haha.
It was probably best I did the night feeds.
I can handle a lack of sleep better then the missus!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Boobies!


/militant breastwatcher blog
(Bumsmells, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:23, archived)