The aftermath of an enormous orgy at BBC Television CentreEamonn Holmes is twitching in a corner having been milked totally dry by George Alagyah's Mechanical Wanking Spanner, George himself has suffocated after his head became lodged inside Fern Cotton's spasming vag-pipe. Weatherman Rob McElwee failed to forecast the fatal consequences of rimming Dawn French while she's standing on a wobbly milking stool in a pair of ludicrous stilletoes. Finally, David Tennant grins happily as he sits naked amongst the blood and entrails of the entire cast of Eastenders.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:47,
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I almost stopped typing right thereto make a picture of George and his mechanical wanking spanner
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:52,
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Oh.That's on the telly tonight. For those of us with a digital anyway.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:50,
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No, the whole thing was surpisingly unsexyexcept for George and his mechanical wanking spanner
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:59,
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