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# Nnnng....seems my scanners are kaput }:(
Musta been shaken up in the move.....

What should I doodle today?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Good 'ning, sir!
Draw a couple of b3tans looking confused and scared whilst eating pizza and trying to understand the insanely technical instructions being given to them by a crazed genius =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I didn't know we had pizza!
And...get back to work/keep up
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *tries to keep up*
*pants*

*wheezes*

*dies*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Wees pants, dries?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Haha!
*mutters something about being foiled again*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *rebuilds out of old useless 40 year old medical devices*
there you go daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Excellent, thanks son.
Wow, I've got oscilloscope teeth!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Sounds implausible.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)
# nurse sally
in pants and a t-shirt
dancing like a loony
and singing into her hair brush
in her bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)
# mmm toblerone
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I'm thinking that's the sort of shape he's imagining seeing through the tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# i didn't know nurse sally had
ten tits*

flared ribs*

a line of piercings*

*delete as approriate
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *gives up trying to be helpful*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Thinking? Imagining? SEEING?!
This post is a present continuous (progressive) verb orgy. I have contacted the relevant authorities.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)
# the orgy patrol?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I think you're quite, quite wonderful
Wait for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Giraffes in lederhosen
please.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)
# 'nings!
SA the game
available only on the ZX Spectrum!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Ooh
I yam teh liking of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)
# the kraken
rising from the abyssal depths to crush ships
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
# FUCK MINE
this is lots better.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Ooh, I like this idea
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ARGH. PAPIER MACHE!
*prolapses*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Bronze ashally :p

I liked the 'slimy' effect it seemed to have
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)
# AARGH!
KRAKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# raaaaawr....that's fab!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# thats aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)
# aaaargh! tis scary monstar!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Yay, thanks :D
I like your monstar too, I do love that squirlz* software

*whatever it's called
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)
# yes it am ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)
# That's the fabbest thing I've seen so far today.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)
# WOW
I need some stuff similar to this for the EP booklet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# What's the EP booklet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)
# booklet in the front of a CD
that isn't quite a full album.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Hahah, I knew it would be something painfully obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# shennanigans
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
# tomfoolery
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)
# horse play
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# great tits
eating peanuts from a feeder
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
# as I've requested previously,
a great tit with blue tits fighting a blue tit with great tits.
BUT HE KEEPS DRAWING THESE CLOTHED FURRY CREATURES INSTEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Peanuts
eating paper. On the paper are some ants.
The ants like play dough. To eat.
The play dough is shaped into the forms of famous moons.
In the distance a scarecrow is playing chess with a whippet.
The grass is purple and wheat is polite.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Just make sure you don't swallow your tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hmm.
Well I'm hardly in the position to swallow anyone else's now, am I?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Too many exotic dancers in an open top car
Enjoying the speed down the M6

I'm thinking some would be pretty cold, but most would just be enjoying the sensations
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# is that the normal M6 or the M6 Toll?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)
# You're never going to get any real speed on the Toll
I figured the answer was already inherent in the request
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# cheak for any arse marks of the scanner glass.

it could ahve been pip.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# In English we say..?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Arf!
too tired to care today and i'm sneezing a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Bless you mister. :)
*proffers Olbas-soaked manhankie*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Pantomime horses
on acid.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Kat goes bowling with denizens as pins
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# this..without kat! ^^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Ninjas!
fighting over the last piece of birthday cake.
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# So many good suggestions today
This^ should win it for good application of ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# A lion, lounging on one of them big horizontal trees in the savannah
with a knotted hanky hat on, a man utd t shirt and several gazelles looking on disgustedly, talking in spanish.

If you could have him saying 'I came here on a plane you cunt' that'd be great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)
# this
definately this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Sounds more like something Dottie would do.
(Bumsmells, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# See, now for that I'd need to know who Dottie is.
Never seen them about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Sorry,
Down on the Farm
(Bumsmells, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)
# That pink elephant is one of my favouritest things I've seen on here of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)
# a crocodile riding a bike
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# The aftermath of an enormous orgy at BBC Television Centre
Eamonn Holmes is twitching in a corner having been milked totally dry by George Alagyah's Mechanical Wanking Spanner, George himself has suffocated after his head became lodged inside Fern Cotton's spasming vag-pipe. Weatherman Rob McElwee failed to forecast the fatal consequences of rimming Dawn French while she's standing on a wobbly milking stool in a pair of ludicrous stilletoes. Finally, David Tennant grins happily as he sits naked amongst the blood and entrails of the entire cast of Eastenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
mechanical wanking spanner
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I almost stopped typing right there
to make a picture of George and his mechanical wanking spanner
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Oh.
That's on the telly tonight. For those of us with a digital anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# with sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)
# No, the whole thing was surpisingly unsexy

except for George and his mechanical wanking spanner
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)
# something that doesn't contain tits

hhhmmm lemme think



DENIZENS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# a slightly plump but pretty 12 year old girl
strapped face down to a lathe in a disused timber yard in poland, having offel shoved up her arse and cunt by 2 serbian mechanics in overalls while her one-eyed father looks on holding 3 half starved pitbulls in one hand and his erect penis in the other
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Please submit this suggestion to the writers of Lazytown
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Denizens.. Drawing you into existence...
(As they do every morning... We all know)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# :D ^^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# aardvarks.
and an australian barman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)