the whole joke...
One day the King of purple land decided that his purple queen deserved a nice purple crown to top her purple dresses. So the purple King went to his purple cashbox to get some purple money...However on checking his purple cashbox he found he had only 10 purple land gold coins..Not enough for a purple crown for his purple queen..So he sent for his purple treasurer and said to him 'Go into the purple village with my purple soldiers and get some purple taxes off my purple people..' 'OK' said the purple treasurer..He got some purple soldiers and went out of the purple castle down the purple road to the purple village where all the purple people were having a purple fayre..The purple treasurer announced that the purple king wanted a purple crown for his purple queen to go with her purple dresses and that he needs to raise some purple taxes to pay for his purple crown...The purple people turned round and said-'Purple off!!' So the purple treasurer told the purple soldiers to take the purple people to the puple jail until they paid the purple taxes for the purple crown...so the purple soldiers arrested all the purple people and took them to the purple jail as they approached the purple jailer came out, opened the purple door and said to the purple people 'INDIGO'
Be careful when you tell this joke that you have an escape route!! This is just the shoert version!!
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:02,
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Be careful when you tell this joke that you have an escape route!! This is just the shoert version!!
You'd think that as ruler of Purple Land you'd learn to just take it for granted that things are purple, and only specify a difference really
/ruins the joke
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:04,
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/ruins the joke
its better
It's better told face to face---streach it out for about 20 mins to really piss off your now ex mates....
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:08,
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Treating the title as an actual title
You treat the title as an actual title. Nothing wrong with that. Just thought I'd mention it.
you fucking WIERDO - everyone! BURN THE HERETIC!!
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:15,
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you fucking WIERDO - everyone! BURN THE HERETIC!!
but but but
the meaning of the magenta CDC changes dramatically!
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:18,
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that fucking joke
back when i watched big brother someone was telling that joke (told it about three times in 2 days, think it was BB2 or 3) and it made it onto E4's highlights section on the interactive menu. never found it funny then because the twunt who was telling it started laughing so i missed the punchline. i now find it severly lacking in humour as it's too bloody long
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:14,
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