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[challenge entry] stretching it a bit, but still a punchline of sorts
i wish my wife was...

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(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:21, archived)
# what the HELL is going on in that
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)
# "I wish my wife was this dirty"
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# 'Oh wait, she is!'
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)
# 'Shave me'..
..surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)
# if that was a brunette
and fatter it'd be my ex-wife


ps. and hairy unkempt twat too
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)
# welldone for not skipping on detail ! have a star.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)
# CTM
CRUDELY TRIMMED MINGE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I am watching tron.
this means nothing to me. is she your wife?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# TRON!
YAYZ0RZ
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# think of things people write on dirty vans
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Also available in white?
RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I have never written anything on a dirty van
IN MY LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)
# why doesnt she have a ring?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Why doesn't she have knees?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hahah
i like it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# also available in white?
oh - thats just dirty cars isnt it? doesnt quite work with women... hmm or does it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:43, archived)