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# woo!
even;'ing crabby! :)
here i've a question for you... if you're still there...?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Hiya
Yup, still here. what can I do for you?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)
# haha glad you asked.
dunno whether you know, but me and hugo is getting married. have decided to have a special b3tan ceremony, seeing as we're the first.. we wondered if you would be "minister" for us? :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Woo-hoo!
Yup, I heard. Congrats and many happies!
Being a minister sounds good. What are you planning?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)
# not quite sure yet
spacefish and priestess have agreed to be bridesmaids.. dr phil is Best Woman and Bob the Dino is Best Man... a piss up, sometime, somewhere in the not too distant future.. i am sure there is some sort of a role for everyone, though there may be too many going for the part of Drunken Raucous Auntie... and Lechy Great Uncle... :)

was thinking last night that if we made Oxfam/Sue Ryder/Whatever or something the Official outfitters it could be something of a charity event also... maximum outfit spend £2.50 or something :)

(edit) I think Vulga is a hot contender for Lecherous Great Uncle come to think of it...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)
# fabulous...
this sounds great. A live web-broadcast would be appropriate really.

Spacefish and Priestess as bridesmaids... inspired.

Edit - You need someone in a polar bear suit really... perhaps to give you away (as opposed to stealing you).
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)
# or...
you could hold the "ceremony" at the zoo. At the Penguin House, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)
# all ideas noted :)
the zoo would be a pretty expensive day out though.. but a jolly good idea!

and yes i do need someone to give me away.. *deep thought*..

(edit) actually i have no one to give me away in real life... i think i may ask Si_W for b3ta though...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
# I did wonder about the expense...
but the Lubetkin Penguin House at London Zoo is a wonderful background...
www.galinsky.com/buildings/penguin/
I love the spiralling ramps for the penguins to waddle along...
www.collectionspicturelibrary.com/la-el-mw1-5-2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:56, archived)
# it is truly lovely
i walked by there the other day and i was thinking about the penguins... we shall see... if everyone doesn't mind paying for the zoo then i don't see why not - we can get a group concession i am sure... it would look absolutely 100% woofing mad as well...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Hooray
yes, that is indeed inspired
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
# okay then
are you up for it?

will be deciding a date soon and then it's a bit of all-hands-on-decks effort!

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I'd love to be in attendance...
...just as a random b3tan guest. Sounds like a truly memorable day.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:58, archived)
# everyone is welcome
but participation is mandatory.. or at least dressing up!

once a date has been decided we'll put it in m3ss3ng3r schedule thingy and people can indicate whether they are interested or not - then we can see about Zoo thing.. i really like the idea (good weather would be a bonus) so well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Yeah, I'm up for it
sounds like a cracking plan
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)
# jolly good!!!
i expect some sort of sermon/homily would be appropriate :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Oooh,
can I me an Usher and misdirect all your relatives to the wrong place?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)
# actually
the whole point is that none of our rellys will be there... i thought it best to separate real life from errrr... my other real life...

you can be the usher.. but can you be like a retarded cousin that we felt sorry for? : )

wheeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)
# with trousers that are slightly too short?
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(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
# and too tight
actually we saw the perfect thing in a window of a charity shop in camden last night... pale blue with a frilly shirt... blimey corrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Oh yes,
I've always wanted to be a retarded Cousin...thanks. :(
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)
# oh *hugs*
we all know you're not reaaaaaally retarded... but it might be fun to slip into character... i know how you love role play!

besides.. those tight trousers will really do wonders for your enormous cock... you knows you might even cop a feel from one of the bridesmaids! : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)