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# I'd like a
Chinchilla that poos £50 notes, not too painful for the animal either...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:18, archived)
# Or blank
cheques.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:23, archived)
# signed by
bill gates
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:24, archived)
# Or simply
the ability to dispense anything it is that you need at that moment.
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:24, archived)
# good ploy
mmm skunkshittingbeerspittingtwatvomiting dalmations.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:28, archived)
# If only
they really existed.... I would indeed be a happy man...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:30, archived)
# Vulga, what on earth possessed you to go to Yates anyway?
Were you on a teenage biff hunt? That is the only acceptable reason I will allow you to go there on a Friday. You will get a Family Fortunes EE-ARRRR cross if you say you actually enjoy being there.
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:34, archived)
# I went there
because my ex-colleagues went there. I was wearing the now infamous orange trousers which made me look like an unemployed electrician who couldn't be arsed to go home and change
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:37, archived)
# I haven't left home and I still haven't got changed.
Mmmm mingy little girl. Nice. And I look another couple of years older since last night. "We are ragged but our games and stories are dazzling."
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:40, archived)
# I'd rather just have a magic cupboard installed actually
Like a canteen vending machine that always replenished itself with everything you're likely to need, that doesn't require currency. Or Zoltar out of "Big" that would just sort any requests in a glow of a redeye and jaw jutt.
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:32, archived)
# "I wish I was a kid again"
That way I wouldn't give a fuck about anything like drugs and booze. I was ripped to the tits on E-numbers most of the time. BTW Nacho, whatcha up to this evening then?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:34, archived)
# Well, was supposed to be going out for Kat's birthday
but currently at Snake Mountain with Tim, Phil and Monkey. It's looking less and less likely that the situation will change. Feel free to come over if you've got no plans. We'll save you a space to have your weekly Snake nap.
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:37, archived)
# I never have had
a better night's sleep than on Snakey's sofa. I will be moving to Vulga Towers down the road from you soon!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:38, archived)
# Will you
have a view of Snake Mountains balcony?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:41, archived)
# Not really.
I will have a small view of the sea tho. I will be living in Darkedge's basement.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:42, archived)
# Phew...
In a gimp box with a torch and a comic and a pet vole.
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:45, archived)
# OH!
Ha ha ha!! I always get turned down for that anyway. Too risque. The view is just off some flowers, plants, a skeleton and a deckchair. Suitably tame.
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:44, archived)
# Cool!
I kipped on the sofa for the first time in ages. Moving to the Dials region? Coolio. When?
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:42, archived)
# wish we lived in brighton
i hate mudway
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:45, archived)
# Come on down!
The price isn't right, but move down anyway!! I can't wait for summer here. Alan's legendary house party in August Bank holiday. Football. Beach Bars. Norman Cook on the beach. Pride. Funpacked sunpacked my son Pat
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:47, archived)
# I'll be moving
just about a minute away from Churchill Square, which'll be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:50, archived)
# Right, I'm off for some cough broth with extra froth with my mate Moth.
Vulga, gis a bell, or just come round...might see ya later. Everyone else, have a pleasant evening and shall be reading your stuff soon!
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:50, archived)
# woo
we'll be down
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:59, archived)