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# Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:51, archived)
# *poke*
greetings, mortal!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:07, archived)
# 'ning!
 
MUST YOU REMIND ME OF MY OWN IMPENDING DEMISE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:10, archived)
# YES!
AND WE MUST ALL TYPE ONLY IN CAPS LOCK TO MAKE
OURSELVES FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:27, archived)
# CAPS LOCK?!
 
WHAT IS THIS VILE HERESY?

THE RIGHTEOUS PATH IS THAT OF THE SHIFT KEY ALONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:30, archived)
# to SHIFT
is a sign of indecisiveness
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:33, archived)
# BeInG iNdEcIsIvE
aLlOwS mE tO bE fLeXiBlE.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Hmmm.
 
YES, I THINK THAT IS ACTUALLY MORE ANNOYING THAN ALL-CAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:41, archived)
# I Agree, as it is the stepping stone to glitterletters.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:43, archived)
# I can handle glitterletters, I can't handle the random-caps.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:50, archived)
# IT MAKES ME THINK ABOUT THOSE STRAIGHTEDGE CUMWADS AND HOW THEY SHOULDA BEEN DROWNED AT BIRTH.
 
or killed in the womb with knives
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:51, archived)
# GIN HEALS ALL BIRTH-RELATED ISSUES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:57, archived)
# mmmmm... gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:13, archived)
# <blink><h1><font face="Comic Sans">
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Orange text flashing on a magenta background?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:53, archived)
# I SAW IT ON THE INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:54, archived)
# ^_^
i am all teh win!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:43, archived)
# YOU ARE INCORRECT. TO SHIFT IS TO TRULY KNOW ONE'S SELF.
YOU WILL LEARN THIS ONE DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:43, archived)
# MY LEFT PINKY FINGER IS AS THICK AS A MAN'S FOREARM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:49, archived)
# BY WHICH I MEAN PENIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:52, archived)
# I HAVE RECENTLY WORKED FOR A MINING COMPANY AS THEIR NEW DRILLING SYSTEM. ALL I NEEDED WAS MY PINKIES - I STRUCK DIAMOND.
WE FOUND THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DIAMOND AND AS THEY PUT IT ON DISPLAY, I SMASHED IT WITH A SHARP PINKIE-JAB, JUST TO PROVE A POINT.

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:52, archived)
# MY BLOOD PRESSURE JUST WENT UP FROM READING THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:57, archived)
# MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS SO HIGH THAT WHEN I GET A NOSE BLEED I CAN USE IT TO SPRAY GRAFFITI OFF WALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:02, archived)
# NOT THAT I'D ACTUALLY DO IT, OF COURSE, BECAUSE GRAFFITI IS FREAKING AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:12, archived)