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# Recently dead MALE horses?
with rigor mortis?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# rigor mortis affects muscles
cock is not muscles.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Cock is poultry.
Mussels is seafood.
Seafood does not equal poultry.
Therefore cock does not equal mussels.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Damn
and I had planned to sneak into the morgue this evening as well.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Oh, in that case
take a syringe full of gelatin and inject it into the corpus cavernosum, remembering to do both sides, and then tie the now erect penis off at the base using a small rubber band. This works a treat... erm... apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *takes notes*
So YOU wrote that online guide
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# So YOU read that online guide
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Aren't there muscles that hold the blood in?
Also, good 'ning! is your hand still hurting?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Ning Prof. I don't remember the hand thing
I assume micto did something to my right hand that hurt because I have a broken finger?

I don't think he's made it any worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)