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# I don't know what this means but I have a strong notion that it is very important.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Recently dead MALE horses?
with rigor mortis?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# rigor mortis affects muscles
cock is not muscles.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Cock is poultry.
Mussels is seafood.
Seafood does not equal poultry.
Therefore cock does not equal mussels.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Damn
and I had planned to sneak into the morgue this evening as well.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Oh, in that case
take a syringe full of gelatin and inject it into the corpus cavernosum, remembering to do both sides, and then tie the now erect penis off at the base using a small rubber band. This works a treat... erm... apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *takes notes*
So YOU wrote that online guide
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# So YOU read that online guide
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Aren't there muscles that hold the blood in?
Also, good 'ning! is your hand still hurting?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Ning Prof. I don't remember the hand thing
I assume micto did something to my right hand that hurt because I have a broken finger?

I don't think he's made it any worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Best of all the animals
I have a strong notion that you have announced to the talkboard your post here

edit: gosh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# now THIS is art!
BAZINGO!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# she certainly looks pleased with it.
and so she should!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# It's made from dead horses afterall.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# green women
best sort
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Has she snogged
William Shatner yet?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# As the old rhyming couplet goes;
Girls with green skin
Are often keen to have enjoyable sexual encounters. In.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# It *is* important.
These things need to be pointed out.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# argh you fucking cunt dead cat i hate you i'm going to put a stick in your eye
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Well, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# It looks very important
and I notice that you draw just like me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)