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# I LOVE this...
They never hit anyone kids.. Just shot the ground near their targets feet...

Like Stormtroopers only worse
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# worse?
how so?
Storm troopers just missed their targets
whereas the A-team would shoot at your feet till you danced yourself to prison :P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# He He...
But at least the Stormtroopers managed to bag Some ewoks and a couple of Jawas...

Although.. I would have preferred the trilogy to go...

A New Hope = The Massive Jawa Massacre...
Empire Strikes back = "I Rather like this one Bob.. Leave It"
Return of the Jedi = Mahooosive Ewok Massacre.

Although your point flies like an arrow, fair and True
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# ^this^
don't forget the droids massacring the gungans in ep 1
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# i try as hard as i can
to forget episode 1!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# episode 2 was worse
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Ah it wasn't that bad.
The podrace scenes were decent.

*prepares for massive debate*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Podracing was overlong and pointless
and Greg Proops was shit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# ...and looked FECKING Terrible!
When I watched it I kept reaching tfor the playstation controllers...

(But then I was Very Drunk)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *mass debates on your hair*
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I liked Liam Neeson in it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# please tell me your kidding
liam neeson is a crap actor at the best of times! and as a jedi master he was bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I like Liam Neeson
He's like a budget Sean Bean
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Seconded.
Liam Neeson am good.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# there is no massive debate to be had
it was shit

that's the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# It was shit compared to the original trilogy, sure
but it wasn't actually a bad film.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Episode one never happened
No matter what you say, I won't listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I ruined my friends birthday with that film...
He'd got the famous booty of it with the flying 'Y' and I got really drunk and just ripped the piss out of it until he took it home...

He eventually apologised to me?
*Chortle*

Are the gungans those really annoying Squidgy fake-Rastas.. If they get massacred I may have to rewatch it
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# why did boba fetts dad (can't remember name)
pay some other schmuck to do his own dirty work
only to have them lead the heroes directly back to him??

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Yeah.. Boba and Django Fett...
The most feared Bounty Hunters in the Galaxy.. Yet when we see them they are all the Pussy...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# although, i did discover the other day
there is a theory that boba escapes from the belly of the worm
using the thermal detonator he takes from the princess

i'd not thought about that before..
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# .. I've heard that...
...he was apparently in the treatment for 7,8,9...

Had an x Girlf who was more starwars obsessed than me.. Although how she knew is anyones guess...

Still Boba had plenty of time to get out...
1000 years to digest the meal... Crikey, you'd hope that one of the other victims had set up a bar or something...

(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# In Empire Strikes back
a couple of Bespin cloud city security guards get shot
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# its the same in the books
they can't shoot for shit and their armour is cack, except when the book
is from their point of view.
then they are unstoppable killing machines!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# the films are just rebel propaganda
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ^ Bunch of Hippy Lefties...
What we don't see is the political Chaos that the fall of the Empire leaves...

Bloody Tofu Munchers *Mutter Grumble*

I Was always a Closet Imperial.. The dark side is easier apparently and they get Better clothes...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Stormtroopers were really good
when they took the blockade runner at the start of ANH. It was only later that they forgot how to aim...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ^
It's only 'Our Heroes' and Cute Puppety/Animated things they can't kill... Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)