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# *marches into bunker on new legs*
dad, why is jessie filming you doing things to dave?
*rings therapist*
hello, he's got jessie and dave at it now....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)
# HARDER YOU LIMP WRISTED GWAR
You call that a cucumber?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# But my arm's aching!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Stick the cucumber into a drill and drill her mimsy up good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# But Dave's a man!
He hasn't got a mimsy?

Or do you mean... swollentip?

*shudders*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I actually twinged
I need to go lie down for a second and rock slowly into the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Just remember if you should fall asleep.
The judderman will come and pour metz in your japs eye.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# GARGH!
*insomnia's*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Does that mean I win?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Have some caek, it's not laced with anything honest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# stop following me with caek!!!
*runs*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# *stalks*
*offers caek*

Go on, eat a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# stop being so round about
here use this dart gun
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Pass me the Rohypnol darts please, I demand satisfaction.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *hands*
leave me some though, I'm going to the nursery later
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)
# erk!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *takes aim*
*launches*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# better double the dosage
he looks startled.
You leap on his back and try hold his jaws closed.
I'll get round back and insert this morphine suppository
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)
# fixed
this morphine suppository my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *prays for deliverance*
save me oh mighty jebus!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)