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# I don't have my graphics tablet at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *laughs from safety of bunker*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *peers out*
*wanders back in*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# *locks doors*
Let me show you what pzyko did earlier...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# let me in dammit!
I can't reach the handle on these matchsticks!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Me too, I've got the caek.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Not now son, I'm having...
...a meeting! That's it, an important meeting.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *comes out of the bunker shower*
Oh hey guys hows it going, whats with the cucumber?
we having salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)
# 'ning Dave.
Salad? Yes, I was just about to t[brain edit - no, don't type that]
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Hahah
I'll always wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *marches into bunker on new legs*
dad, why is jessie filming you doing things to dave?
*rings therapist*
hello, he's got jessie and dave at it now....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)
# HARDER YOU LIMP WRISTED GWAR
You call that a cucumber?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# But my arm's aching!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Stick the cucumber into a drill and drill her mimsy up good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# But Dave's a man!
He hasn't got a mimsy?

Or do you mean... swollentip?

*shudders*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I actually twinged
I need to go lie down for a second and rock slowly into the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Just remember if you should fall asleep.
The judderman will come and pour metz in your japs eye.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# GARGH!
*insomnia's*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Does that mean I win?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Have some caek, it's not laced with anything honest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# stop following me with caek!!!
*runs*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# *stalks*
*offers caek*

Go on, eat a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# stop being so round about
here use this dart gun
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Pass me the Rohypnol darts please, I demand satisfaction.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *hands*
leave me some though, I'm going to the nursery later
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)
# erk!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *takes aim*
*launches*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# better double the dosage
he looks startled.
You leap on his back and try hold his jaws closed.
I'll get round back and insert this morphine suppository
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)
# fixed
this morphine suppository my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *prays for deliverance*
save me oh mighty jebus!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Needs more frog and granny
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# needs less upper class hippy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# You never need more grannies of frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# At least grant me some juvenile pillockery.
It's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes,
there's plenty of that to go 'round.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Funny you should say that
I was having a pint down the Frog and Granny just last night.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Oh yes?
Why's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)