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# Is there a virus outbreak at the mo?
They're coming in every 10 minutes to my inbox. Anybody else having problems?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:33, archived)
# I'm not right now
and I have about 3 email accounts, dotted about places, for eeeeerm... Oh fuck it I don't have a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:35, archived)
# they come with attachments
with a .bat extension. I'm just deleting them.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:37, archived)
# fucking
bats, you'd thought the RSPCA could sort em out
(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:42, archived)
# .com again?
*sorry* that's the best I could do.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:45, archived)
# its
.co.ok


(coat)
(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:47, archived)
# that was lame
any more of that and ill have to .gif you a slap
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:49, archived)
# are you a .pdf file?
nerdy humour. BTW: I shoved some nerdy joke from the board in the newsletter a few weeks ago, and I joke loads of emails saying that they liked it. Anybody know any good nerd jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:51, archived)
# no but tell any
and i'll set my .asp on you.
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)
# I was out in Brighton last night
As you know ran in to a bit of trouble and made a .swf exit...

<coat>
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:55, archived)
# ah....
but you could only get a snog off ya .exe ;-P
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:00, archived)
# Only
.tmp she's on the crimson .wav
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:05, archived)
# Liar...
she told me you got it caught in ya .zip
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:20, archived)
# so you didnt get to
use your dutch .sit expander?




sorry.
-edit-ok it made sense at the time...
(bobulatorm, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:24, archived)
# what the fuck have you
started, rob?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:57, archived)
# why do the x-men watch so much tv?
because they have cable.

[that is the best i could make up under pressure, sorry. its a comic book nerd joke]
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:01, archived)
# i just searched for star trek jokes on google
Did you hear that the Star Trek Doctors from The Next Generation, The Original Series and Deep Space Nine are setting up their own medical practice?

They're going to call it "Crusher, Bones and Bashir."
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:12, archived)
# fucking crap Marvel joke
here
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:16, archived)
# How many Microsoft employees
does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just declare darkness the standard
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:04, archived)
# ah. sataric
hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:09, archived)
# i do sem to be having
an anti M$ day today. dont know why, my pc hasny even crashed since 6 o'clock.
not bad going
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:11, archived)
# I can't remember the one i heard but it used this concept.
My girlfriend asked for 10 good reasons why she shouldn't dump me.

I told her 1 - I'd bindumped already and 10 - I am one of the few people as obsessed as she is with binary.

(Erm Sorry reason 1 is poor but it's late and i'm making it up and i don't understand what a bindump is)
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:18, archived)
# crap scottish poetry nerd joke
A man is being shown around a hospital. He comes to a ward full of people who seem to have nothing wrong with them. He goes to the first bed and says "Well, how are you." The patient looks him straight in the eye and says "The best lay schemes of mice and men gang aft aglay!". The visitor smiles politely, and walks to the next bed, where the patient greets him with a hearty "Och, gi'us a gift, the gift he gi'us, to see ourselves as other's see us." Slightly confused, the visitor tries to strike up a conversation with yet another inmate, but this one just mutters "Och, my luv's like a red, red, rose that's newly sprung in June" repeatedly.

"Is this the psychiatric ward?" says the visitor.

"No," the ward sister replies. "It's the burns unit."
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:19, archived)
# let's not
have a .tif
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:53, archived)
# The Chili Peppers
are re-releasing one of their classics...
.gif it away...

I've already got me coat, so neeeeeer!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:59, archived)
# surprisingly
no. what's the offending thing? is it an OE only problem?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:39, archived)
# I'm using outlook express yeah ...
... it pops up a window saying do I want to open or save the attachment. I press delete.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:41, archived)
# ah ok.
i'm using groupwise, you practically have to type in "i am a twat" to catch a virus
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:43, archived)
# I probably should use a different email client ...
... but it came installed on the PC, and I'm lazy. That's the microsoft way.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:44, archived)