b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 6984227 (Thread)

# Duck Hunt has never been easier
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
SHOOT IT!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 8:23, archived)
# SHOOT THE DOG
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 8:25, archived)
#
Buy a pack of squares, Arrive at the apartment, Confront the investor, Explain the situation
Have him sign the documents, Bind him to a chair Handcuff him, Place him face down on the bed Shoot him once, Remember gloves
Scan apartment Kill the dog Kill the dog Kill the dog Evidence Kill the dog Kill the dog Kill the dog Evidence Kill the dog Evidence Kill the dog Evidence Kill the dog
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# What the...?
Is that from a film?

edit: my sig is from a film, any guesses? (it's not difficult)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I think he hacked riverghost's SIM card
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# I only killed gods last night:P
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Best sport to be had, EVER!
[/;-P
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Next to taking the mikky out of n00bs that delete threads:P
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# and scanning Zoo and Nuts.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# just had a thought [yes this is a mahusive TJ]
(whilst scanning Riverghost's profile) is there no-one on b3ta who works in a newsagents or supermarket who could lift a copy of zoo & nuts to save riverghost the £3 a week, and uncountable levels of shame he must endure each week whilst at his local corner shop?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Big Black - Things To Do Today
from the Album: The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# must look them up
ta
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Everytime you kill a dog,
Rolf Harris dies a little.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# i'd stab 10,000 chihauaua's in the fuckin eyes
not to have to hear his wobbleboard again
i'd strangle with bare hands, 873 dobermans not to have to see him paint anymore
i would run over puppies twice a day forever if someone would promise me id never hear jake the peg again!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Zank and Rolfie sitting in a tree...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Cor!
Haven't heard Big Black in years!

thanks muchly for reminding me :D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# KEROSENE!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# ermm
alien ;)

*geek mode off*
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# winnar!
I don't know why, but that line has always stuck in my head.

Oooh - good lurkage!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# errr
i do make the odd post but i mostly lack large ammounts of hummus lol gotta love this board its the best around ;)

plus i'm crap at drawing :P
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Shoot it!
Then fuck it while it's still warm!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)
# waste not
want not

:D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# You'll have to wait til I'm finished.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# just remember to empty it when you're done.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Oh
I thought you said you wanted to lick the bowl:P
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Pffft
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Kill it now!
That gives me the fear.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)